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more about #valentinesday more comments → Homerjay is utterly alone.: Jokes on you! The iPod may have been a buck but every chocolate inside it cost an additional 99 cents and you CAN'T share them! more » Curves: Cruel joke: Give the watch to a Bi-polar person who is in a relationship and watch them soar to heights and plunge to depths every other second. more » Weakskills: From a distance I thought that was a picture of Zigfried from Zigfried & Roy geting chomped by the white tiger. more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: I found shovels, tarps, maps of the Pine Barrens w/x's drawn on it, QuickLime, and a copy of "Hit Man" to be signs of a possible bad side to someone. ... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: "Have a romantic evening planned for tomorrow?" Well, if you consider indulging and cheap beer, playing MMORPG, and trolling the Internet romantic, th... more » furrowed: The branding iron would be perfect for this lady: [www.dailymail.co.uk] more » Kaiser-Machead: Those bittersweets candy hearts are hilarious. more » PollockRoc: OW! My eye! Damn you, Corey Feldman's nipple! more » Tim McKendrick: The app stinks. It shouldn't have a speak button at all. ;) more » elementary: Listen, Amazon, I'm flattered really. You are without a doubt one of my favorite websites. I love websites, and I love you, but just not in that way. ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'm guessing the PerfectMan app would just have one phrase... "Yes dear" more » ScottRose: Hah, nuts to that.. I've heard all those things from my wife except I cleaned the game room. Due to our lack of a game room. I hooked up the surroun... more » kylenalepa: I'm ashamed to admit that I'd probably think about buying this is I had an iPhone. more » jakebathman: Not worth the $1 I won't pay for it more » BananaKid: thght ths ws knd f msng, bt ls thght t's prtty nfrtnt tht th wrtr s nmd H. 'm s srry. more » -
#valentinesday
Happy Valentine's Day, Baby! I Got You an iPod, for 99 Cents!
While I was shopping for valentines at Target earlier this week, wedged between the technology and candy sections, there was a display that was stacked full of pink iPods... for under $1?! More » -
#tgif
8 Gadgets For Fatal Attractions
Have a romantic evening planned for tomorrow? You do? That's good...that's good. Just remember, there is a dark, scary side to love. The following gadgets are a sign that you might be in danger.
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#dealzmodo
Free Valentine's Day MP3 Dealzmodo: Amazon Says Let's Get It On
Excellent, whether you have someone to coat with chocolate body syrup or you're a lonely bastard: For Valentine's Day, Amazon is giving away Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" today and tomorrow. [Amazon via DaveZatz] -
#youwish
Perfect Girl iPhone App Says Those Sweet Nothings You'll Never, Ever Hear in Real Life
For us single Gizmodians out there, a warm body may be too much hope this Saturday. That's where the Perfect Girl app comes in—"I'll try anything once," it says. Now where's that Perfect Man app? More » -
#love
Giz and Fleshbot's Valentine's Sex Gadget Gift Guide (NSFW)
Valentine's Day is but a few days away—and if you're anything like us, you probably haven't even begun to think about buying a present for your loved (or lusted after) one. Here's help.
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#mencrying
Valentine's Day Magnets Favor the Strongly Sensitive Type
Looking for something to decorate your fridge with this V-Day, here's magnets of men weeping. Maybe it's just me, but if I really wanted to see grown ass men cry, I'd just start dating again. More » -
#crushing
Loves Me Watch Tells You When Your Crush Loves You so Your Friends Don't Have To
The Loves Me Watch shows time by telling you when your crush is crushing on you so your friends don't have to hear your incessant nagging anymore. Too bad! I'm going to ask anyway! More » -
#dealzmodo
Gadget Deals of the Day
Valentine's Day is still more than a week away, but when you factor in shipping, that's really not a lot of time for the lazy shopper/lover. Today's deals, some pertaining to Valentine's: More » -
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#timers
Foreplay Timer: Don't Get Me This Or I'll Murder Your Face
Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's a gadget that'll get you laid: A foreplay timer... that only lasts for three seconds. Actually, maybe you should give her roses instead. [Product Page via Nerd Approved] -
#peripherals
Rose USB Drive Inspires Romanticism in the Digital Age
A flower was offered to me,
Such a flower as May never bore;
But I said 'I've a pretty rose tree,'
And I passed the sweet flower o'er. - William Blake More » -
#netbooks
The MSI Wind for Lovers
A netbook might make an alright Valentine's Day gift (depending on your lady/guy), but does it really need to resemble a Valentine's card? More » -
#hygiene
Kiss-o-Meter Alerts You To Breath That is Unsafe For Smooching
Valentine's Day is quickly approaching—don't let poor hygiene keep you from getting a little action. This compact Kiss-o-Meter alerts you to bad breath 80% better than breathing into cupped hands. Now that's progress. More » -
#awww
I Don't Really Love You More Than Xbox
But this hand-crafted card might make her (or him) think you do. Which means you can get away with playing more Xbox. Valentine's Day is a month away, kiddies. [Etsy via Technabob] -
#bubblicious
Amore Bay Is Most Hideous Hot Tub Ever Created
This is $20,000 of love-themed hot tub, the Walker Signature Special Edition. Special features include seating for six, tacky red hearts, fountains, Valentine-red colors, a "playground area" (ooer) and MP3-ready stereo. Our ideal use for this tasteless tub is in the video after the jump. [Born Rich and Dimension One press release] More »
