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more about #vampire Zerod Zunaro: "And it tastes like Hawaiian punch, spiked with caffeine, Twilight fangirl tears and mascara." That's well enough for me to never drink that weird th... more » rrwakc: anyone of you heard about GUARANA? I use it when Im studying allnighter and is the best thing i ever tried. You can get it in plain powder, capsules ... more » philibuster: Iron, eh? Good for females one week out of four, I'd think. #blood more » thepeopleselbow: A creepy product review that Frucci wasn't involved in? Primo cajones, Matt. #blood more » Kaiser-Machead: Maybe I'll buy a few and stock the office freezer with them. #blood more » Zanzan42: If you want the viscosity, just add some Karo syrup (same stuff they use for blood in the movies). That'll thicken (and sweeten) it right up! For the... more » nutbastard: i just start every day with an almost imperceptible dose of LSD. really, it only ends up costing like 50 cents a day, so it's actually cheaper than co... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'll just stick with my usual combo: Coffee+Red Bull+5 Hour Energy=Enjoy the Ride. #blood more » NotSoSiniSter: thats not practical at all to drink on the go. wtf would you look like? an idiot... #blood more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: I think I could market this. Just get a hold of some IV bags, 5 hour energy and Hawaiian punch. How much are they charging for this? #blood more » OCEntertainment: "The boost is definitely gone, two hours short of their 4-hour claim. That's not an energy drink. That's a sugar rush at best! It's less "giving bloo... more » Nathan Obbards: ''Decide to take a nap because it's too bright outside" That's just the vampirism kicking in. Soon enough your fangs will start to grow, you'll beco... more » JayD16: "Yep, I drank it. It's not what I expected. It's thin. There's no viscosity at all. And it tastes like Hawaiian punch, spiked with caffeine, Twilight... more » Gordonium: I'll toss this in with some Mana and Health potions, then I'm all set for a night of Halloween LARPing as my vampire mage! #blood more » fuchikoma: I love bizarre soft drinks (Crystal Pepsi, Yop, Orbitz, ラムネ) so I'll check this out if I can get some. Hopefully they don't thicken it with a to... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Coming soon to a Hot Topic near you.. #bloodenergypotion more » ripfire: I tried it once but it only gives me 1hp. Useless. I just sell em back to Vance. more » Kaiser-Machead: It'd be more fun to stuff a cooler full of these and just toss them to random people in the street. They won't read the label. They'll just think some... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Red Gatorade? #bloodenergypotion more » met2art: Feeling negative? Don't worry, B positive... #bloodenergypotion more » -
#energydrinks
Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More » -
#ebooks
Now You Can Read Twilight, Golden Compass On Your iPhone
If your one dream in life was to read the teenage vampire novel Twilight on your iPhone and pay twice as much as normal, you can now die happy. More » -
#cctv
Vampire Traffic Cameras Detect Blood, Control Carpool Lanes
Those nutty Brits, obsessed with their CCTV cameras, dirty hot water and blood pudding, have decided to mix it all into a single gadget: road cameras which can detect blood and water in the bodies inside the car using an infrared beam. The system will be able to spot who's abusing the carpool lanes, fining you in case you were trying to fool the police using Marge, your special "inflatable friend." Definitely, I'm not moving. My question now is, what happens if you are a driving zombie? More »
