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more about #vampires fuchikoma: I love bizarre soft drinks (Crystal Pepsi, Yop, Orbitz, ラムネ) so I'll check this out if I can get some. Hopefully they don't thicken it with a to... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Coming soon to a Hot Topic near you.. #bloodenergypotion more » ripfire: I tried it once but it only gives me 1hp. Useless. I just sell em back to Vance. more » Kaiser-Machead: It'd be more fun to stuff a cooler full of these and just toss them to random people in the street. They won't read the label. They'll just think some... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Red Gatorade? #bloodenergypotion more » met2art: Feeling negative? Don't worry, B positive... #bloodenergypotion more » Griffehpoo: "Instructions for warming to 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit on back" For Humans: 1. Place pack gently under armpit (right or left will work). 2. Squeeze lig... more » ddmeightball: Showed this to my 13yo female cousin. First words out of her mouth were "OMG!?! IS THAT WHERE I CAN GET EDWARD AND JACOBS BLOOD!!! EEEE!!!!!!!" I proc... more » Segador: Drinkers of Mana Potions and Blood Pack drinkers, unite in dork-tacular glory! more » WCD_Thor: I want HBO or whoever owns True Blood to actually make True Blood . . . just not blood flavored . . . more » Skyman747: They should just stick to their Clamato. At least it's healthier for them than this shit. more » ridgecity: real vampires wannabes only drink sangria. more » jakebathman: This makes me think of the trailer I just saw for "Daybreakers" where almost everyone is a vampire and they're running out of humans and no one wants... more » Scotland: Possible flavours? O− Orange O+ Olive? A− Apple A+ Apricot B− Banana B+ Blackcurrant AB− Assorted berries AB+ Apple and Blackcurrant more » otko: Anyone else sick of the whole vampire craze? more » strider_mt2k: Well, when wielded properly, yes. more » zenpoet: Great scene, though I don't think it really matters whether or not it was Plasma or LCD, as both are significantly lighter than tube TVs. Best line? ... more » PaxtonCabaje: To bad there is no 52" Plasma more » bitslammer: Dear god please tell me this isn't another one of those crappy ad campaigns disguised as an article?!?!?!?! more » HeavyMental: my friend told me about that show yesterday .... it looks like a ton of crap more » -
#energydrinks
Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time
Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More » -
#energydrinks
Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst
This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More » -
#hdtv
Even Vampires Think Plasma TVs Are Heavy
Even the vampires who've been around hundreds of years in True Blood are confused by HDTVs. It's LCDs that are thin and light, not plasmas. Of course, if you wanted to brain somebody, plasma would be a better choice. -
#furniture
Coffin Couch Helps the Non-Dead Resemble the Undead
If Buffy, Twilight, Trueblood and the collective Anne Rice novels have taught us anything, it's that women dig vampires. To exploit the phenomenon, stay out of the sun and buy this couch. More » -
#bloodyhell
Military Developing Blood Farming Machine, Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon
This looks like the beginning of a George Romero's film, but it's real. It seems like one of the US Army's X-Files technologies is coming to us sooner than most skeptics expected: DARPA is developing now a portable blood farming system that could infinitely produce universal donor red cells from umbilical cord blood, right there in the battlefield. And yes, there's exactly where things go really wrong and soldiers are transformed into mad, blood-seeking, fresh-human-biting but really lovely zombies, ready to spread some kind of weird blood disease all over the world. More » -
