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more about #vibrating more comments → qbrad: Women don't typically like gadgets. Sure you get the fabulous one or two on here, but this is clearly made for men. Men who put on makeup. They don... more » thornapple: What is with sticking vibrating things in household items? Toothbrushes, disposable razors, and now mascara?! What sort of long thin object will they... more » DennyCrane: I think Jezebel should also review this product. more » toblathe: Lady products on Giz? I'm sure both female subscribers are ecstatic! more » Curves: This can be acheived less expensively by applying mascara in a badly hung over state. The hand shakes are way better than a vibrating applicator. (I... more » Kaiser-Machead: Love the title. Subtle, yet sexily obvious. But lemme ask you something. Can this thing be used to clean out old aquarium pump tubing? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: What is it with you women and your battery operated, vibrating devices...?? Aren't us men good enough anymore? more » switchblade saints: I prefer malts over milkshakes. I dunno what that means. more » meclo: I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking... more » OldSchoolGadgetLover: Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry).... more » Noobs-R-Us: I like to strap this to my schlong for some penis enlargement cus a man can never have a big enough pleasure stick. more » dingus: I'm disappointed at the lack of a boobiemodo tag. more » SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: Hey girls, you don't need this, I have Parkinson... more » Hectorvex: Next model to have integrated nipple tweaker built in. more » Barion: Mmmm, milkshake. more » -
#teardown
Vibrating Mascara Wand Can't Do You Or Your Makeup Well
The last place I've ever thought to stick a vibrating wand is in my eye. I like my vibrating razor, but this video tear down of motorized mascara makes me wonder why any lady would want to tickle her lashes. More » -
#pseudoscience
Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
Unlike Pangao's Magic Massage Bra, these bizarre little inserts support (cough) almost any bra to "quickly improve, firm and increase your bust." Apparently, "just a half hour per day" is all that's required to see results. More » -
#alarmclock
Vibrating Alarm Clock Jiggles Your Face Awake
We've seen a couple vibrating alarm clocks before, but none as slick looking as this Karlsson version. By day it looks like a cordless phone sitting in a rounded base. By night it looks like a cordless phone slipped under your pillow in order to jostle your head awake in the morning. As great as this is, Joel of Boing Boing Gadgets notes that you can easily set your phone as a vibrating alarm as a more "free" solution. Though if you want to play it safe and not have cellphone radiation force its way through your skull for eight hours a night in order to get a signal—which may or may not be hazardous—this seems like the better way to go. [Lazy Bone UK via Technabob via Oh Gizmo via Boing Boing Gadgets] -
#massage
Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can't Reach
Here's a product for those of you whose desk-bound working life puts a strain on your posterior: massage pants. Ohoho yes. They've got seven massage units arranged in a "a scientific and rational allocation" to best soothe your (ahem) parts, a number of different vibration modes and an exciting-sounding 20-minute automatic mode for handsfreeness. I'll say it again: ohoho yes. There's also a ring of infrared heaters with auto temp control to keep your tush toasty, and it's all powered by a rechargeable battery pack. Interested? Well, you'd have to be very interested: Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd sadly only takes orders of 500 units. [Product via Gadget lab]
