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more about #weddings ripfire: It's a ThinkPad. more » weatherman: Just be glad Bezos didn't decide just before the ceremony that the couple's nuptials violated copyright law and remove them from the Kindle... more » Curves: I wonder what state issued the license for this and did they have to be over its air space for the legalities to be observed. Imagine the paperwork if... more » Syrax: I knew where I needed to be, but it was hard to reconcile the differences. Looks incredibly like the same thing one of them will be mentioning in the ... more » Nick: psthat is the ugliest maid of honor ever more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: OK, as a legally ordained minister who can perform marriages, I think I would ask for a jumpsuit in addition to my normal fee of dinner. more » Nick: cool zero G socks. more » FriarNurgle: Honey... It's all down here from here. more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: You know, just because you *can* do something, doesn't necessarily mean that you should... more » Nick: i thought this story ws about wingdings. it's not. i'm out. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Just so you know, GitEmSteveDave is also known as Rev. John, and can legally perform marriages. My fee is usually dinner(no Olive Garden), and I'm op... more » Hiphopopotamus: Why haven't I got my save the date card yet? Surely he needs a dozen Giz commenters sitting in the back row making snide remarks and witty jokes in re... more » OMG! Ponies!: JASON, YOU BASTARD!!! YOU SAID YOU'D MARRY ME! I hope that squirrels shit all over your lousy reception and give you and all your guests necrotizing ... more » ripfire: Think of the money you could save instead of an open bar! more » echo off: did you just say it will blend??? more » Curves: One of the reasons you have a bartender at a wedding is to watch for people who are haviong WAY too much to drink, in order to water their drink down,... more » ZaxxonQ.com: No. No no no, a world of no. That's just tacky. I'd rather have a slurpee machine at my wedding. :-P more » -
#imagecache
Kindle Couple's Marriage Will Last Forever, Even After the Battery Dies
Because that's how E-Ink works, get it!? Well, it was either that or a joke about Amazon remote-deleting these folks' legitimately conceived future children. More » -
#space
Couple Says "I Do" In Zero Gravity, Leads Subsequently More Boring Life Together
It's not hard to spend $16,000 (or much, much more) on a wedding. So you might as well get a zero gravity flight out of the deal. More » -
#boozetech
The Party Pump: A Pump for All Occassions
Little known fact: Jason Chen is planning his wedding reception for August. And while he and his fiancee wanted to go with a white table cloth affair, I insisted they ditch that stuff and bust out the Party Pumps. More » -
#bridebot
Animatronic Bride Robot Makes Weddings Seem Like Chuck-E-Cheese Outings
You know what would definitely make weddings more fun? Animatronic robots of the bride and groom. These "look-alike welcome robots" take the place of boring welcome boards and greet guests with details about the couple. More » -
#cake
Rock Band Is Better with Cake and a Partner
One lucky fellow was surprised with this truly excellent Rock Band drums cake. Unfortunately, he had to get married first. [Kotaku] -
