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    r0cketman22: That was way better than Rush Hour 3. more »
    Hello Mister Walrus: At one time, using a stuntman and CG would have defeated the purpose of hiring Jackie Chan. more »
    Nick: that video doubled as a highlight reel of chan that he sent to woz to join his polo team. more »
    winkerVsbecks: I bet Mac users wish they had viruses now. I've always wanted some random guy with an accent and Jackie Chan protecting my laptop !!!! more »
    Voyou_Charmant: That is nothing like the internet. I didn't see any lolcats or anyone calling anyone a fag and I sure as hell didn't "accidentally" stumble across so... more »
    N1k0s: After watching this video, I came to the conclusion that Jackie Chan > Russian Spetsnaz. more »
    Thorax_In_A_Bog: Now if they only had Chris Tucker dressed up as that effin' Office Paper Clip from back in the day... more »
    Bokusatsu_Tenshi: This isn't an anti-virus ad... it's engrish haters worst nightmare! more »
    GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE: Did we REALLLY need the English sub-titles to the actors speaking, well, English? As for the video, I think Jackie Chan must have heard about how gre... more »
    Yanguang: Mr T. "I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T USE KAPERSKY" more »
  • #why

    What the Hell Did Jackie Chan Just Make Me Watch?

    Dear god. Jackie Chan. On a Segway. Punching computer viruses. While wearing a helmet that says Kaspersky. I can only process this logically as him trying to gin up business for his Segway dealership. More »
  • #horror

    Internal Microsoft Vista Video is as Painful as Videos Get

    You've gotta wonder how, in a company the size of Microsoft, there's not a single person who has the balls to step up and say "Hey, you know what? This Vista music video we're making for the sales department, complete with a cheesy Bruce Springsteen impersonator and horrible music, damages the dignity of not only everyone involved in its production, but everyone who watches it." Seriously, how did this little slice of cringe-inducing embarrassment ever get made? What year is this? I need to lie down. I'm sorry. Check the video after the jump. UPDATE: The video is an internal spoof, an insider confirms. First: Good for them saving their sense of style and decency and humor. Second: Could they please not spend the money staging fake concerts and really good spoof videos and keep the SP patch works coming? We kid because we love XP! More »
  • #gadgets

    Feel Bright Light: Light Therapy and Bad Taste All Rolled Into One