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    zenpoet: My Cherry 2000 model is much nicer. more »
    ripfire: "Added the NSFW because, apparently, listening to "lick my boots" made some people nervous." Really? Cuz The Last Dragon got a PG-13 even though ShoNu... more »
    ripfire: Oh sure he can play chess with her. Did he get a free toaster with that too? more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: You don't mess with the Zoltan... or his robot girlfriend either.. more »
    samuelk: Is it just me, or does that video remind anyone else of the scene where Ripley interrogates the disembodied Ash in "Alien"? more »
    T1nd0g: $21,000 dollars for a resuscitation dummy hooked up to a pc. My favorite part is "she will TRY to slap you" That's right $21,000 and all you get is a ... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "it costed him almost $21,000 so far" Grammar aside that's probably cheaper than being in a 'real' relationship... more »
    Voyou_Charmant: As you can see: a "normal conversation".... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'm looking at the image and thinking that one of her eyes looks cross, then I looked at him with his twisted glasses and suddenly it makes sense... more »
    ZLevee: LOL - "To add to the realism of having a real woman in his life, Le Trung has maxed out all this credit cards, taking loans, and even sold his car for... more »
    EBone: "He just wants the perfect companion, one that is available 24/7 and never complains." Get a dog dude. Just don't try to fuck it. more »
    Kaspir: Ok, his choice in women...or lack thereof aside...isn't he sitting infront of a china cabinet with baby dolls in it? Now the rest I can get...but a gr... more »
    monkeyrotica: Can't wait until she cuts his penis off and throws it out the car window. more »
    Jackhole: Once she finds match.com you can kiss that dude goodbye. more »
    vista64guy: Seriously, I can just about see God banging his head against a wall wondering where he went wrong with us when we make this kind of stuff. Seriously, ... more »
  • #robosex

    Aiko Gets Us Pervs Closer to Perfect Sex Dolls (NFSW)

    Le Trung doesn't like women. Like Zoltan's Alice, the love of his life is actually made of latex, sensors, and pseudo-artificial intelligence software. Unlike Alice, however, she actually is sexy.
  • #ciaspytech

    CIA Inflatable Sex Doll Experiment: "Blow Up" Gets New Meaning

    You know how, when KGB agents are tailing you, all you want to do is roll out of the car while your driver keeps going? Only those agents aren't dumb: If they suddenly see one fewer head inside the car, they're gonna know something's up. Spytechs at the CIA figured that if you brought along something compact yet inflatable, you could quickly blow it up as you exited the vehicle, and nobody would see any difference. It was the early '80s so, naturally, the researchers thought of sex dolls. More »
  • #cartoon

    Dilbert's Boss Is Probably Zoltan in Disguise

  • #interview

    Technosexual: One Man's Tale of Robot Love

    Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot. More »