I think the booze flipflops say, "i'm too much of a lightweight fraidycat to sneak in a plastic traveller and too much of a cheapskate to pay $5 for a well drink, so i'll settle for liquor warmed by my foot."
But that watch and my crappy poetry that I keep in a journal under my bed, are the only thing that are "real"! And cutting is the only way I can "feel" anything.
@ IcemanD: I bought my husband one when we were apart, and he said it was great, and would recommend it to anyone. Oh, and @ Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know. he is not a trucker or a construction worker.
@thePrototype: When I was at the "Adult Store" the other day I jokingly picked one up. The guy at the counter said that most of the people buying them are truckers, construction workers, and priests.
I wasn't saying that's the only people that use them... Just that they do.
I own the glowing testicles, but they're not a gadget. They are my only means to reproduce. So please do not make "light" of this, Giz, lest I become offended.
@Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: What I do, which may seem extreme, is fill out all my info/paperwork, and take a photo of all of that and a filled out envelope. I email that photo to myself to get a dated thing. I then go down to the Post Office, and have them print up postage for the envelope. When they do that, the receipt usually lists the zip code it's getting mailed to, so you have proof you mailed a letter on a certain day to that zip. Never had a problem yet.
@IcemanD: I find it kinda interesting that it's apparently totally cool for women to own dildos and vibrators but it's somehow low class or perverted for a man to own a similar product.
@Lite: thinks Scotty doesn't know.: Kind of like if a woman experiments with a woman in college, it's OK and perfectly natural. But as a guy if you suck one dick you're labeled as a queer for life.
@Dragonis: The write-up on that is a bit misleading. Typically, sword-pistols were cop-out solutions for people who weren't all that skilled with a blade. Get challenged to a duel, kill the guy _technically_ with your sword, and hope noone protests before you can reload. They didn't really have the structural integrity to handle a prolonged swordfighting career.
love and hate can be equally irrational though. Think of all the shitbrained KKK people and listen to their so called arguements of why different people are "bad". Similar STYLED arguements are made by people in the MS v. Apple constantly. Rhetoric spewed by people who have done no research or otherwise have no factual evidence other than blind and superficial hatred towards the other.
Same can be applied to love, but I don't think to the same extent as described in the example in the article. It's difficult to describe why exactly you love something because that reason isn't always expected to be elaborated upon. For example, "I love lamp" or "I love my girlfriend" statements aren't always expected to be reasoned with, "because it brightens up my room", or, "because of that nasty thing she does with her tongue when we are beneath the sheets". People generally will accept those love statements unless they have some precincoeved notion of hatred towards what you are referring to.
Look at me... Rambling on again. "I love my iPhone because I can post comments on giz while on the can!"
@madog: it's kind of like the people who reply to Other's comments with, " it's their instead of they're! You probably work for the company!". Sometimes it's people who are generally uptight, holier-than-thous but I think most of the time it's people who, for whatever ridiculous reason, didn't like or approve of what the other was posting about and hide behind it with grammatical correction to establish a, " you're wrong because I just corrected your spelling and I hate you or whatever you are referring to" mentality.
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they also have bottle openers on the bottom... but ... why would you want to open a beer with your sandals that are covered in cat poop?
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"so i'll settle for liquor warmed by my foot."
not TERRIBLE if it's cognac...
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I wasn't saying that's the only people that use them... Just that they do.
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I was really curious what owning one of those says about a person.
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Anyway, regarding the glittery wtf iPhone case, there's nothing wrong with simply saying "androgynous asshole" to sum it up.
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They had them.
[en.wikipedia.org]
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The write-up on that is a bit misleading. Typically, sword-pistols were cop-out solutions for people who weren't all that skilled with a blade. Get challenged to a duel, kill the guy _technically_ with your sword, and hope noone protests before you can reload. They didn't really have the structural integrity to handle a prolonged swordfighting career.
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Same can be applied to love, but I don't think to the same extent as described in the example in the article. It's difficult to describe why exactly you love something because that reason isn't always expected to be elaborated upon. For example, "I love lamp" or "I love my girlfriend" statements aren't always expected to be reasoned with, "because it brightens up my room", or, "because of that nasty thing she does with her tongue when we are beneath the sheets". People generally will accept those love statements unless they have some precincoeved notion of hatred towards what you are referring to.
Look at me... Rambling on again. "I love my iPhone because I can post comments on giz while on the can!"
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