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Oh, man, I was SO GLAD when my husband's company got rid of their push-to-talk phones and went with Blackberrys instead. No more *chirp* *tweedle* *BLAST OF VOLUME AS BOSS CALLS IN THE MORNING*
Now if someone would only convince them that with Blackberrys they don't need beepers.
Oh yeah? Well at least we don't feed our children antifreeze in their wine, make them work in salt mines and allow punk to exist in a greater-than-acceptable saturation. Nothing but good ol' fashion Grade A lead paint for our kids, from China.
"People without American billing addresses are barred from VOD services like Amazon's Unbox, and will find their iTunes video selections sorely lacking."
Yeah, well, I don't know what country you're in (probably America, I'm guessing) but it doesn't even matter that I have an American billing address in their system, Amazon VOD won't work for me at all in the Middle East. What is your magic trick, Giz?
@TheSonOfKrypton: Indeed, very funny and well done. I read the caption hearing it voiced by the Michel Gerard character from Gilmore Girls, makes it even funnier.
@drowning in denon_Nick: for the record, he's talking about the mexican nationals who come here (I also live in San Antonio) exclusively to shop. They dont stay, they just generally walk about as if they own the place because they tend to be ridiculously wealthy. I used to work at North Star Mall where theyd drop huge sums of money at my Hot Topic for their awkward emo children.
@Jose Cortes: It is a type of human being that has nearly become extinct as the more offensive and faster breeding 'Murican has squeezed it out of much of its traditional home range...
@mcnuggetofdeath: So, if a foreigner gets to buy something at your workplace, that automatically converts their children into awkward emos? Harsh man, really.
@vladdybear: Get a job and then spoil yourself to your hearts content. Last thing we need is more people asking for handouts while our country continues to go in debt to the Chinese. Maybe it won't affect us today, but man our children are really gonna hate us tomorrow.
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Now if someone would only convince them that with Blackberrys they don't need beepers.
05/11/09
And I still think TiVo is overpriced.
05/11/09
That's one service I'd love to have.
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Yeah, well, I don't know what country you're in (probably America, I'm guessing) but it doesn't even matter that I have an American billing address in their system, Amazon VOD won't work for me at all in the Middle East. What is your magic trick, Giz?
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jumble-cluster-a-thon
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also, trucks. For people who don't need a fucking truck.
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We're very spoiled!
SPOILZ US SUM more Mr.Prezident!
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