Are you lonely? Do you have piles of miscellaneous papers scattered haphazardly around your home? Are you Russel Crowe in A Beautiful Mind? If any of the above apply to you, these thumb tacks taken literally may be exactly what you're looking for.
Too thick to notice there's a message for you tacked onto the bulletin board? These flashing pushpins won't let you ignore them, leaving you without any more excuses. Available in your choice of red, green or blue, they're $3.99 apiece or $11.99 for a set of three.
These giant g*ddamn pushpins are really ridiculous. You can put an eye—or possibly even your entire face—out with this thing. Nonetheless, you can use these huge ass things for really driving in a point. Like a dear John letter. Or his dog.