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Mini Golf Rug Proves Augusta Can Be Vacuumed

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Curves
04/22/09

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Reply to Kaiser: Great Caddyshack quote. I just re-watched it (along with Meatballs, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein) and they just get better and better as time goes by.

(Goes off whistling "I'm All Right".)
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Kaiser-Machead
04/22/09

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So I jump ship in SoHO and make my way over to the West Side Highway, and I get on as a looper at a miniature golf course over on the Hudson. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
04/22/09

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While the Putt Up or Shutt Up Rug is nice, I prefer the "Put Out or Get Out" Seat Covers I got for my car which came with matching sheets for my bed.
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