Harmony Chip Uses Quantum Mechanics to Cure All Ills, Fix Your Car

Well looky here folks, it's finally arrived, the Harmony Chip, using the mysterious principles of quantum mechanics to give you a cure for anything that ever ailed you. It heals cuts, drives away aches and pains, makes you think more clearly, cures osteoporosis and high blood pressure, and hey, it can even make your… » 5/14/07 11:15am 5/14/07 11:15am