The Post Where I Turn a Kohler Transitions "Quiet-Close" Toilet Seat Into a Crime SceneJack Loftus4/03/11 2:00pm67EditPromoteGo to permalinkGizmodo Detective's Log, 3 April 2011 - The poor schmuck. Wife just couldn't take it anymore. Seat up, seat down—didn't matter. Was the loud late-night seat slam that did him in. Shoulda gone with the Kohler.