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    Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    This is wildly inaccurate. Too much emphasis on poor computing habits.


    According to the test I score a 9, my work area more closely resembles the 21-25


    My room looks like a bomb went off in it. My computers, however, are a case study in OCD.

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    WOOT...a 1...almost got 2 more points, but I took care of those over a month ago.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    01. NO

    02. NO

    03. NO

    04. YES

    05. NO (N/A)

    06. NO

    07. YES

    08. NO

    09. YES

    10. NO

    11. NO

    12. YES

    13. NO

    14. NO

    15. NO

    16. NO

    17. NO (N/A)

    18. NO

    19. YES

    20. NO

    21. NO

    22. NO

    23. NO

    24. NO

    25. NO


    My OCD should be apparent considering that I put zeros in front of all the single digit numbers just so they would all line up evenly with the double digit numbers...

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    A freaking 1.


    Surely I'm more fun than THAT. :o

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    Can I just put one "no"?


    Because...no.

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    04/09/09

    @strider_mt2k: Wait...


    Okay, everything except the face grease on the phone screen.


    It's a goram TOUCH SCREEN! Ya GOTTA keep it clean!

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    There should be a 26th question: Do you have DVD coasters cluttered all over your desk?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    I have 4316 unread gmail messages. Do I count that as 4?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    The only one I kind of do is not unsubscribe to e-mail lists. I create filters to mark the almost daily stream of useless e-mail (I'm talking to you, The VMWare Team) as read.


    I can't stand having grease or dirt on my electronics. I take my keyboard apart monthly (when I'm waiting for something big to download, usually) to clean all the dirt and hair out. I vacuum out all the fans on my computer every couple of months too. Living with 4 cats is tough =P

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    04/09/09

    @darkstar misses his preview button: Save time, vacuum the cats.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    @closhedbb: "Save time, vacuum the cats."


    Or, if your bigger problem is bits of your lunch constantly tumbling all over the floor, save even more time by simply not feeding the cats--they'll then keep your floor all tidy for you. Quit thinking of them as boarders, start thinking of them as workers.


    * sighs *


    Where would we be without such wonderful Lifehacker tips?

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    I keep looking at the tatami mats on the floor thinking: That's so expensive, and so... Disgustingly messy for that floor, it's a gotdamn greek tragedy!
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    04/09/09

    @Lite: Cycle now entering the game grid: Secondly I keep thinking this must be an Otaku room, and I'm wondering under what pile of fith they hid their ona cup...
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    Ponies scores 3. I'm a DBag with OCD. Kind of like a really really tidy version of John Mayer.
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    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: wow I got a 5.. does that make me a Black john mayer
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    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: How do you compare to William Zabka?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    wow that room shows perfect self-suffiency.
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    04/09/09

    @aerospaceman: Indeed. It's like a self-contained bomb shelter...after the bomb has already gone off.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    The other name for this test is "Is your name GitEmSteveDave"
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    04/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    +1, I am interested in his score though.
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    04/09/09

    @orphic1: There is no number for him. His score is merely "Yes".
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    04/09/09

    @orphic1: 13. and my answers:

    No

    Yes(On my Mac)

    Yes

    No(I organize them as I DL them

    No(I don't facebook much)

    Yes(4316 as of 13:23 EST 4/9/2009 and 1639 on AOL)

    Yes(The one it came out of the box with)

    Yes(Occasionally)

    Yes

    Yes

    No

    Yes(But they are stacked, not a pile)

    No(They are zip tied in a box.It was part of the desk clean up)

    No

    Yes(Manuals are organized, CD's are not)

    No

    No(No iPhone)

    No(No DVR)

    Yes(I check online every night or so)

    No(And I'm Italian!)

    No(No toolbars at all, save FF's Search box)

    Yes

    Yes(which explains #6)

    No(part of me losing 80+lbs was making a no computer eating rule)

    Yes(And I sometimes go out w/o my teeth in)
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    What I want to know is, when in the hell did you get access to my living room to get that shot?
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    04/09/09

    @bosskev: What I want to know is, what anime are you watching and why the hell do you have an inflatable doll wearing a sailor uniform!?
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    04/09/09

    @Kyonko wants a preview button.: "...and why the hell do you have an inflatable doll wearing a sailor uniform!?"


    Because the construction worker outfit was at the cleaners.

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    04/09/09

    @bosskev: No Most Valuable Customer Fleshlight trophy. This isn't your room!
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    04/09/09

    @VideoOrItDidn'tHappen_GitEmSteveDave: "No Most Valuable Customer Fleshlight trophy."


    Look closer at the photo, lower left corner, bottom shelf of white bookcase...

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    04/09/09

    @bosskev: Having run out of towns to map, Google Street View is moving indoors.


    Don't be alarmed when you see small domesticated animals and rodents with 4-way cameras strapped to their backs...

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    04/09/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: "...small domesticated animals and rodents with 4-way cameras strapped to their backs..."


    Hey! Don't be giving GitEmSteveDave any ideas for more webcams!

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    04/09/09

    @bosskev: I thought he was already strapping a few cams to the horses head's..
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    04/09/09

    @bosskev: The CatCam and/or HuckCam. You know, I did see a wireless IP cam for a dog's collar..... Finally more crotch shots!
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    Douchebag?
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    04/09/09

    @OGC:

    Take the DBAG: The Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz
    I hate when they hide things in the title.
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    04/09/09

    @OGC: I would have scored high on this, except for the fact that I live with my girlfriend. I lost a lot of points because it is just easier to clean up, and the few points I would have earned she typically cleans up for me...


    I think I got like a 3...

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    04/09/09

    @VideoOrItDidn'tHappen_GitEmSteveDave: Are you a dbag?
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    04/09/09

    @OGC: [i.gizmodo.com]
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