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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    11/10/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    New penises will come in a box. Wait... I guess all penises come in a box. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I heard, motherfucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I'm scared about what this means for a Monty Python remake. Perhaps we will need Pussy Hand Grenades? #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Oh great. Now every men will have 16 inch cock at this rate of penile progress.
     Reply
    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 11/09/09 7:32 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Rosa is training to be the female Jesus...

    ...or the female Frooch? #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment yogibimbi was starred yogibimbi was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @yogibimbi: Well, I do have something of an obsession with Lego already, but then again, Frooch gets other toys... #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Scratic Scratic
    11/09/09

    @Rosa Golijan: C'mon Rosa, we all know they gave you a rabbit wang to tool around with. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @Scratic: Oh c'mon! They don't give me toys. I'm expected to entertain myself. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan:
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    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: mmm, isn't lego a bit rough around the edges to build vibrators with? Explain "obsession", please... #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    So, in theory, can we just grow the penis or does it it require a human host? In theory, of course.

    ps-#Rosa rocks #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of wutlulzky wutlulzky
    11/09/09

    @Curves:

    such theory would be flawed, Males will never be obsolete #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of comrade_leviathan comrade_leviathan
    11/10/09

    @wutlulzky: As a male, it's my duty to inform you that males exist solely at the whim of women and their bizarre fascination with sexual reproduction. Ironically, the survival of the male species is not in any way due to the existence of our penises.

    [en.wikipedia.org] #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Curves promoted this comment comrade_leviathan was starred comrade_leviathan was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/10/09

    @Aaron Leeper: Necessary or not, thank goodness for them. They are high on the entertainment factor. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I'm quite happy with what i've got, but you know the old saying, "Two is one and one is none"?

    I mean, you don't drive yer car without a spare tire, so it should follow that, well, you know. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of RT100=tg14 RT100=tg14
    11/09/09

    @nutbastard: you want two? #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    qbrad promoted this comment RT100=tg14 was starred RT100=tg14 was unstarred
    Image of qbrad qbrad
    11/09/09

    @RT100: think of it as an "emergency road kit" #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Yeah, but you didn't say how many rabbits they started with .... #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    .. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Should I sell my Porsche stocks?

    [popup.lala.com]

    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.

    [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    and the next morning I can't for the life of me
    remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was,
    they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
    'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.
    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    but they were no help either.
    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
    I like having a detachable penis.
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Edited by DustyButt™ at 11/09/09 6:18 PM DustyButt™ was starred DustyButt™ was unstarred
    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    11/09/09

    @DustyButt™: King Missile FTW!! #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/09/09

    @DustyButt™: How can you NOT have a star? #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/09/09

    @Curves: system's flawed #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment yogibimbi was starred yogibimbi was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @yogibimbi: @DustyButt™: @Curves:

    Fixed. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    11/09/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Such a sweetheart. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: good girl;-) #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Thanks Rosa! #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @DustyButt™: You're quite welcome. Use it well. #engineeredrabbitpenises
     Reply
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    Image of Span_Wolf Span_Wolf
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    This also sounds great for transsexuals.
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® promoted this comment Edited by Span_Wolf at 11/09/09 6:10 PM Span_Wolf was starred Span_Wolf was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/09/09

    @Span_Wolf: In case they change their minds?
     Reply
    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/09/09 6:21 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    11/09/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®:

    my buddies sister is tranny form female to male. i'm sure this would be a gift of huge proportions for her. Or modest proportions, who knows? I mean, when you learn to ride a motorcycle you tend not to get a crazy 650cc rice rocket right off the bat. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    11/09/09

    @nutbastard: Of course! I keep forgetting about the opposite (female to male) transgender. You'd think I would have remembered that especially since it was news recently with regards to Chas Bono's recent conversion. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    One cannot be told what the matrix is. One must see it for himself.
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    Edited by anexanhume at 11/09/09 6:10 PM anexanhume was starred anexanhume was unstarred
    Image of Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam. Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam.
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Finally humanity can set straight the horrible mistake of peeing with your penis. It's just unhygienic. Now, in the future, we men can have one tube for the urinal discharge, and another for ejaculation. We could also drop the prostate, so that's one organ less to get cancer in.

    Science now only needs to fix menstruation. Glad that's not going to be my job. Blech. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Monty promoted this comment Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam. was starred Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam. was unstarred
    Image of os_2 os_2
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    I wonder what bugs bunny would say about this? #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    anexanhume promoted this comment os_2 was starred os_2 was unstarred
    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    11/09/09


    @os_2: Not sure, but this is a letter from Lola about the issue #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    Image of the pirate Neckbeard the pirate Neckbeard
    11/09/09

    In reply to Fully Functional Penises Grown in Lab
    Replacement?
    I don't plan on ever needing a replacement.

    Now a back-up penis, that's right there next to #1 (or behind, underneath, whatever you get the point) that's what I'm talking about. Gives a whole new meaning to DP.
    And suddenly I feel like I'm commenting on fleshbot. *runs away to shower

    once again Rosa does not fail to impress with her posts #engineeredrabbitpenises
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Edited by the pirate Neckbeard at 11/09/09 6:08 PM the pirate Neckbeard was starred the pirate Neckbeard was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @the pirate Neckbeard: Glad you enjoyed it, but there's no reason to feel quite that filthy. #engineeredrabbitpenises
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