Wish I could find a video of Al Franken in oldschool SNL with his mobile uplink team using satellites in geosynchronous orbit. Damn the DCMA right now. Closest thing I can find is this (and of course the insert image icon isn't appearing while editing):
"Sounds like an awesome tool to keep our soldiers safe, but there are a few problems that would need to be addressed"
Also...the fact that all of this Land Warrior crap they keep developing turns out to be relatively useless on the ground. The battalions that have taken to Afghanistan and Iraq thus far have tossed it in their gear lockers shortly after arriving in country every time. Its trying to solve too many theoretical problems that just don't need a bunch of gizmos to solve. Sure, at face value it seems to make a lot of sense that I would want to know what is approaching me from behind...but really, my PLT and SQD members at my 6 ought to already be handling that. I don't need a radar. #radarhelmet
@Curves: It's the only way to explain why I got busted so much growing up. That, or I just suck at lying (but I refuse to believe that, so there we go). #radarhelmet
Movement. Signals clean. Range, 20 meters.
Range, 17 meters.
15 meters
12 meters
Man this is a big Fucking signal.
9 meters. 7. 6.
It's reading right man, look.
5 meters, man. 4, What the Hell? #radarhelmet
This first time I saw this video, I was really hoping that the ball was actually leaving bright green trail that you could see if you were at the stadium...
When I watch Football on TV, I'm still amazed at how quickly they are able to paint the first down marker lines.
This is necessary to make the home run derby exciting.
Which is necessary to make all star weekend exciting.
This is similar to pointing out that setting a tennis ball on fire is necessary to make throwing it at the garage exciting which is necessary to make your wife's family reunion weekend exciting.
Baseball, overall, is perfectly fine as it is thank you very much. (To extend the metaphor: the part that just involves you and your wife the rest of the year, absent all those other people standing around with nothing of any import to do.)
Don't forget that they have to also calculate the position of the camera and the effect of the zoom to accurately overlay the image. That's a whole different process that is also technologically awesome.
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Also...the fact that all of this Land Warrior crap they keep developing turns out to be relatively useless on the ground. The battalions that have taken to Afghanistan and Iraq thus far have tossed it in their gear lockers shortly after arriving in country every time. Its trying to solve too many theoretical problems that just don't need a bunch of gizmos to solve. Sure, at face value it seems to make a lot of sense that I would want to know what is approaching me from behind...but really, my PLT and SQD members at my 6 ought to already be handling that. I don't need a radar. #radarhelmet
10/27/09
We. Know. All. #radarhelmet
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Range, 17 meters.
15 meters
12 meters
Man this is a big Fucking signal.
9 meters. 7. 6.
It's reading right man, look.
5 meters, man. 4, What the Hell? #radarhelmet
07/15/09
When I watch Football on TV, I'm still amazed at how quickly they are able to paint the first down marker lines.
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This is necessary to make the home run derby exciting.
Which is necessary to make all star weekend exciting.
This is similar to pointing out that setting a tennis ball on fire is necessary to make throwing it at the garage exciting which is necessary to make your wife's family reunion weekend exciting.
Baseball, overall, is perfectly fine as it is thank you very much. (To extend the metaphor: the part that just involves you and your wife the rest of the year, absent all those other people standing around with nothing of any import to do.)
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