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    Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    I told you I was a Hardcore parent
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    Wasn't this from the movie Se7en?



    Maybe this is for the kid of the killer.
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    Image of Mr.HandsomePrettyFace Mr.HandsomePrettyFace
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    This guy makes Tim Burton look like Mr. Rogers.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/02/09

    @Mr.HandsomePrettyFace: Agreed. The first thing that popped into my mind was this was for baby Edward Scissorhands.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    The Anti-Christ has better taste than this. He'd have a tray of Broodwiches on the table, some infernal dips made out of onions and cream beaten with the skulls of tortured farmers, and deviled eggs. The cradle would be woven with the hair of a million Nazis, over the bones of murdered orphans, and a lead rattle made in China.


    But what horrible child could emerge from this kind of baby gear?


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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: that baby looks Lithuanian.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/02/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Wtf? Who thinks of this stuff?
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    Image of Monty Monty
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    It is a shame Raul Julia isn't around anymore, because this stuff is begging to be featured in a new Addams Family movie.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    My second time posting this but:



    I approve of this shit.
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    Image of Vasco Foletti Vasco Foletti
    06/02/09

    In reply to Blade-Covered Baby Equipment: Perfect Shower Gifts For the Antichrist
    I would love to know what would really happen to a baby placed on that horesy......
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    06/03/09

    @Vasco Foletti: You get a call from the Department of Social Services. And a felony charge for assault on a child.


    Or, you get a free front row ticket to any new Marylon Manson concert! WEoo Hoo!

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