Silly me... I figured the razor wars would hit 6 blades and then stop!
I never guessed they'd make them with reversed blades for precision, or even an electric hybrid blade razor. I guess they just can't stand still! Sooner or later we'll have AI-driven disposable razors with high-speed laser optical imaging to discern exactly how to cut each hair... and the replacement blades will cost more than an electric razor in its entirety! :p
I have to say I think it is really sad that there are ladies out there that still feel the need to hide the fact that they enjoy a personal massage. I would NEVER sacrifice a good 'massager' for a stealthy one. You stand a better chance of getting your personal massager on the plain then you razor!
@Elaine Chow: I am really that youre leaving Giz (if indeed that is what you refer to as your last day). I have enjoyed reading your posts and watching you grow and expand your range as a writer. Best of luck to you in all your future pursuits and we hope to still see you aroudn Giz from time to time at LEAST as a commenter.
@Curves: Girlie says she doesn't mind my Ewokiness.
I mind because it interferes with me being an actual-factual hobbit. I'm 5'3" with hair on the top of big size 9 1/2 feet, a penchant for food and drink and an enjoyment of puttering about the home.
I was thinking that if they could get it that small to begin with, it would have made more sense to build it as a PCMCIA card...but then I remembered that having stray hairs falling out into your laptop probably won't improve its performance very much.
04/24/09
I never guessed they'd make them with reversed blades for precision, or even an electric hybrid blade razor. I guess they just can't stand still! Sooner or later we'll have AI-driven disposable razors with high-speed laser optical imaging to discern exactly how to cut each hair... and the replacement blades will cost more than an electric razor in its entirety! :p
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... because driving while talking on a cell phone was not dangerous enough.
03/31/09
The Germans make good stuff, right?
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I have to say I think it is really sad that there are ladies out there that still feel the need to hide the fact that they enjoy a personal massage. I would NEVER sacrifice a good 'massager' for a stealthy one. You stand a better chance of getting your personal massager on the plain then you razor!
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I mind because it interferes with me being an actual-factual hobbit. I'm 5'3" with hair on the top of big size 9 1/2 feet, a penchant for food and drink and an enjoyment of puttering about the home.
And we don't discuss Longbottom Leaf in public.
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Nope. It means the same everywhere. Except places with poor high school grammar courses.
12/04/08
There it means the Greek goddess of harvest.
12/03/08
12/03/08
Real men chew their own facial hair off. With their teeth.
12/03/08