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A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)

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strider_mt2k
01/21/09

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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate testing chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable, and has been replaced with a

LIVE FIRE COURSE DESIGNED FOR MILITARY ANDROIDS

The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
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strider_mt2k
01/21/09

@strider_mt2k:

Well done, ANDROID.

The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you WILL be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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jun2san
01/21/09

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From the kotaku site, apparently some dude built this for his girlfriend who happens to like the game Portal.

Talk about going to great lengths to get laid.
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ripfire
01/21/09

@jun2san: Welcome to Earth!
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sfokevin
01/21/09

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At first glance I thought - AWESOME FLESHLIGHT!!!!
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Kaiser-Machead
01/21/09

@sfokevin: Yes, with the patented groin grabber.
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admoseremic
01/21/09

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Ok, but where is my Weighted Companion Cube?
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Kaiser-Machead
01/21/09

@admoseremic: The companion cube cannot join you, because he's dead, because you murdered him.
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Gann
01/21/09

@Kaiser-Machead: In record time even.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/21/09

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Remember that time the platform was lowering into the firepit, and I said 'Goodbye', and you were like 'No way' and we were all like I will pretend that I will murder you. That was great.

~GLaDOS
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jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air
01/21/09

@Kaiser-Machead: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Kaiser-Machead
01/21/09

@jackfrost132: And remember our motto here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center: There's a hole - in the sky, through which things - can fly.
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Dabamash
01/21/09

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*portals into the girl next doors shower*
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ripfire
01/21/09

@Dabamash: *ahem* *adjust glasses* You still need line-of-sight to the girl's bathroom to shoot the blue portal.
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Skunky
01/21/09

@ripfire: You just wait for the door to open, then hit the orange trigger. Then giggle wildly as you go back to your room and....accidentally hit the orange trigger again.

"FFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff.....udge!"
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ripfire
01/21/09

@Skunky: Haha! Don't you just hate that.
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