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    Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
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    Image of falandil falandil
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    How odd. Mywork's firewall blocks worldsuperheroregistry.com for containing "pornographic material." That's sorta funny. Must contain pictures of wannabe heroes wearing too-tight spandex.
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    12/29/08

    @falandil: I get "Malicious Web Reputation" hee hee
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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    I assassinate Hello Kitties, chase unicorns, and crime fight in heels - quick I need a name to register!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: Two things:


    1) OMG! Ponies! is taken.


    2) Stop horning in on my territory.

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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: You fight crime in heels too?@Mona N.: How about "The Mo-Anarchy Butterfly"
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    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Bad puns give me free rein - plus I poop glitter. WOOHOO
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: Again with the infringement! Oy.


    Honey, if anyone here is going to shit posies and fart rainbows while duking it out with nefarious nabobs, it's going to be me. Stick to your working your side of the street or I'm going to have to take my earrings out.


    And another thing, I work fuck-me pumps a helluva lot better than you when it comes to fighting crime. Especially when punnery is involved.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking
    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Are those nabobs nattering negatively?
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    Image of LoganSix LoganSix
    12/30/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: I thought you were a guy. So confusing.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/30/08

    @LoganSix: Hang on. Lemme check.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/30/08

    @LoganSix: Yep. Mr. Penis is still there. I am still a guy.


    But that doesn't mean I don't wear red 4" stiletto heels better than Mona. I've got legs and I know how to use them. Now if you don't mind, I have to readjust to make sure my seams are all lined up.

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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    "Their heroism, in a sense, derives from their lack of powers."


    That's funny I usually GET all my super powers from heroin.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @admoseremic: Neither skinniness nor lethargy are superpowers. And no, methadone is not like kryptonite* to you.


    *(why doesn't Gizmodo's spellcheck recognize "kryptonite")

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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!:


    What spell check? On my MBP it spell checks, on PC, no spell check.

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    Image of Thats Dr Bear to You Thats Dr Bear to You
    12/29/08

    @CrispyAardvark: If you get a star then you get to have a built-in spell check. Brian Lam also comes to your house every sunday to read you a bedtime story.
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    12/29/08

    @Thats Dr Bear to You:


    Brian Lam puts most hipsters to shame.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @djfoxx64: And me, he puts to bed.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    My Journal, December 29, 2008. Must pick name. Crimson Virgin catching on amongst the fellas. Must rectify.


    Saw dead cat in the street. I wept profusely. Children watched and laughed. I threw rocks at the swarming larvae and watched them cower in fear. The vermin are easy, it's the flies I must address. Landlord hasn't fixed pipes yet. Must pay him a visit. All I need are one of his fingers, and this face. All I need. I will get that plumbing fixed.


    If you are reading this, whether evicted or not, remember this story, and show it to your friends. If I haven't come up with a name by then. Think of something cool involving the color red.


    Remember me.


    ^_^

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Kaiser-Machead: And Kaiser once again shows why he has a star...
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    12/30/08

    @Kaiser-Machead: oh wait I got one!!


    "The Red Crimson" or "Crimson Red"


    and you only gotta pay me 10% of whatever whenever someone calls your name!


    it's a win-win!!

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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    Am I right in saying if the "perp" is bail-secured, you can bounty hunt them, but if they haven't been processed by the law yet, that makes you a vigilante?


    What are these spanex clad misfits going to do then?


    Interlinked webcam neighborhood watch?

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking
    12/29/08

    @CrispyAardvark: What about webcams?
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    Delusions of Grandeur?
    Hey wait!! I wanna sign up!
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    Image of Thats Dr Bear to You Thats Dr Bear to You
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    So in this case would the Fortress of Solitude be their basement?


    And by that I mean their Mom's Basement

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Thats Dr Bear to You: At the risk of sounding homophobic, I gotta say:


    Two guys in spandex hanging out in a basement and posing for photos is, well, kind of gay.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    In reply to Real Life Superheroes On the Rise (Really)
    Hey! It's Celibacy Man and his sidekick, The Eternal Loser.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/30/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Look, in that back alley, it's TopMan and BottomBoy....
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