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    Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator

    RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
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    Image of thechansen thechansen
    11/26/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Frucci doesn't sex up inanimate objects. Inanimate objects sex up him.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    11/26/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    I Had Sex With a Treadmill Wiener Massager- the Shameful Redux

    by Adam Frucci
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/26/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Ewww :(

    I must be getting old.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/26/09 12:47 AM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/26/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You're not getting old. Men are just becoming more progressive with merging their love of high-tech gadgets and their love of sex..
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    11/26/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I just hope that isn't the actual you on yer avatar there. Reminds me of Mimi Bobeck :(
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    Image of tamoko tamoko
    11/26/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Never old Shamoononon, just matured.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/26/09

    @psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!: Ha!! You're about the only one that has caught that.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    11/26/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.:

    "I think of makeup as my paint, and my face as the canvas."

    [sic]Drew story!
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    11/26/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    "Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG..."
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    This thing looks like that doggy sextoy, minus the head, legs & tail...
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/26/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Okay, that's a better picture.
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    Image of bornonbord bornonbord
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

    Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
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    Image of Jedi Niltag Jedi Niltag
    11/27/09

    @bornonbord: Of course you do, Dude.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    You go into jerkoff machine?

    [nods]

    Jerkoff machine synchronizes with yer porn?

    [nods]

    Farewell, and adieu, to you, Spanish ladies.....
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    Image of Yerzriknot Yerzriknot
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Now I know what to ask Santa for.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/13/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    So, it's a belt sander without the sandpaper...


    If this is the best one of NASA's brightest could muster it's no wonder our space program fails to badly.


    Seriously, after the fleshlight everyone else should just stop. Not that I have any personal experience with that particular product but it's obviously well made and has tons of rave reviews (many of them here) supporting it.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    The best toys are still made for the ladies. Eat your hearts out.
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    Image of Miguel Valdespino Miguel Valdespino
    01/13/09

    @Curves: Yes, but only because it's easier to make a toy for the ladies.
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/13/09

    @Miguel Valdespino: I could design a better toy then this and I'm no NASA engineer.
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    You have to visit the site... O M F G!!!! The woman talking about it is just effortlessly spewing the smuttiest statements.


    The "clincher" however is the 3o days money back guarantee. THAT CANT BE LEGAL! FDA says it's illegal to return toilet seats once used. This is just disgusting. Who ever buys into this sick shit deserves whatever they catch.


    ....ewww >_<

     Reply
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    What part of this was NSFW?
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    Image of AZRoboto AZRoboto
    01/12/09

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!:


    It looks like a vagina/fleshlight...


    And it's a sex toy.

     Reply
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/12/09

    @AZRoboto: Hmm... I've been married for 10 years. That doesn't look like any vagina I've seen. In fact, if you didn't know what this was you probably wouldn't immediately think "sex toy."


    Or maybe you would... Who the hell knows...

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    Image of TroglodadLives TroglodadLives
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    Oh, my, God. We really are fat, lazy americans. What is this world coming to where men are too lazy to spank their monkey?


    Good lord, Rosie Palmer and her five sisters have been replaced by a robot. I never would have guessed that.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/13/09

    @TroglodadLives: I guess you forgot about Rosie the Robot....


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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    A fine example of US tax dollars at work.
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    Image of pilkarz pilkarz
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    they can fly a man to the moon but they still can get laid.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/13/09

    @pilkarz: Well in all fairness it didn't take much to fly him to Moon landing set in Nevada.....
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