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    RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
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    01/13/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    So, it's a belt sander without the sandpaper...


    If this is the best one of NASA's brightest could muster it's no wonder our space program fails to badly.


    Seriously, after the fleshlight everyone else should just stop. Not that I have any personal experience with that particular product but it's obviously well made and has tons of rave reviews (many of them here) supporting it.

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    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    The best toys are still made for the ladies. Eat your hearts out.
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    Image of Miguel Valdespino Miguel Valdespino
    01/13/09

    @Curves: Yes, but only because it's easier to make a toy for the ladies.
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/13/09

    @Miguel Valdespino: I could design a better toy then this and I'm no NASA engineer.
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    You have to visit the site... O M F G!!!! The woman talking about it is just effortlessly spewing the smuttiest statements.


    The "clincher" however is the 3o days money back guarantee. THAT CANT BE LEGAL! FDA says it's illegal to return toilet seats once used. This is just disgusting. Who ever buys into this sick shit deserves whatever they catch.


    ....ewww >_<

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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    What part of this was NSFW?
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    Image of AZRoboto AZRoboto
    01/12/09

    @homerjay wants Boston Legal back!:


    It looks like a vagina/fleshlight...


    And it's a sex toy.

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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    01/12/09

    @AZRoboto: Hmm... I've been married for 10 years. That doesn't look like any vagina I've seen. In fact, if you didn't know what this was you probably wouldn't immediately think "sex toy."


    Or maybe you would... Who the hell knows...

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    Image of TroglodadLives TroglodadLives
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    Oh, my, God. We really are fat, lazy americans. What is this world coming to where men are too lazy to spank their monkey?


    Good lord, Rosie Palmer and her five sisters have been replaced by a robot. I never would have guessed that.

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    01/13/09

    @TroglodadLives: I guess you forgot about Rosie the Robot....


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    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    A fine example of US tax dollars at work.
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    Image of pilkarz pilkarz
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    they can fly a man to the moon but they still can get laid.
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    01/13/09

    @pilkarz: Well in all fairness it didn't take much to fly him to Moon landing set in Nevada.....
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    Image of Junginator Junginator
    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    Has no one at NASA seen those hilarious treadmill clips where someone is propelled into a wall. Imagine that happening to your unit.


    I guess putting your junk in a real woman is out of the question?

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    01/12/09

    @Junginator: With that in mind, I'm very eager to see the RealTouch version of the "Ok go" treadmill video...
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    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    NASA...Fleshlight?


    THE STARGATE GLORY HOLE IS NEAR!

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    01/12/09

    In reply to RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
    So this is how NASA engineers pass the time? Making virtual dildos connected to pornstars? I love America.
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    01/12/09

    @I work as a meth lab technician isn't really a meth lab tec...: You would think NASA engineers have enough 'brain-power' to come up with a plastic, washable vagina that actually -looks and maybe feels like an actual vagina don't you think? This is so sterile and cold.

    But then again I would never use this thing.

    Just asking.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/13/09

    @1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons: Yeah this thing reminds me of a Shuttle booster rocket or Saturn series rocket..
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