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    Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important

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    Image of longbourne longbourne
    10/06/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    The first graph makes GPU processing appear to take far longer.

    The second graph states that actual HDD speed is the same as theoretical HDD speed for SATA 150 and 300.

    What happened there?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    Benchmarks typically measure the performance of the bottlenecks in your system. Benchmarks of your car measure its speed

    Ugh okay I don't often whine about grammar or writing because generally I don't care, even though I'm an M.A. Lit. Whining about grammar/spelling isn't very popular.

    But okay.... A Benchmark is a criterion. A single point of reference to compare different data with. A benchmark is a measurement, a benchmark does not itself measure anything.

    Woo that felt good. Sigh.
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    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his posts to get views, well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too, you think I give a damn about some grammar, half of you critics can't even punctuate, let alone clamor.
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    Image of fluidexistence fluidexistence
    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Grammar correction is justifiable if the correction changes not only the writer's delivery/syntax but the audience's understanding or mimicked behavior, methinks.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Hahaha! You're as popular as Will Smith and his nice, clean rap!

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Aaargh. "A single point of reference to compare different data with." I don't know how you can call that a sentence. There's a loose rule against using prepositions at the end of sentences, and I would hope that, given the pedantic nature of your post, you'd try to follow it. Regardless, your construction is more of a subordinate clause, at best. May I suggest "A benchmark is a criterion: a single point of reference used to compare different data." If you're going to call yourself a grammarian, at least set a good example.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @ninjagin: The difference is, my good gentleman jackass, that my work isn't being published officially. I'm just commenting here so I can be as fuckin slang as I want. And I don't generally nitpick grammar for precisely the reason that I'd end up looking like you. And to be accurate I'm not, in fact, nitpicking grammar but am simply picking at the BASIC DEFINITION OF A WORD.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @ninjagin: Oh and by the way, that preposition rule does not really exist in any form, "loose" or otherwise. Just so you're aware.
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    Image of thetiminator69 thetiminator69
    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: you're wrong. sorry to be a straight dick about it, but the rule does exist. in fact the word itself states the rule in its etymology. The prefix pre- would imply before and the root -position would ... well I think you've probably caught on by now. if this rule did not exist, would the word not in fact be omniposition?

    Just so you're aware! :)
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    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment thetiminator69 was starred thetiminator69 was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @thetiminator69: Don't be an idiot. The preposition modifies the noun and pronoun, and often comes before them when indicating place or relation, but that is by no means a rule of any sort. A rule means that there is a categorical guide to use. It changes with each sentence and with each usage, and always changes to enforce the clarity of the sentence. There are plenty of sentences that would sound idiotic were they forced to not end with a preposition. Thus, Churchill's famous quote ""This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put", when an editor changed one of his speeches to avoid that "error".
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    Image of dingus dingus
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    Lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    10/05/09

    @dingus:
    That's why all benchmarks that are designed to make Macs look better than PCs go straight to Photoshop (which is tailored to Mac architecture), while all benchmarks that are designed to do the opposite go straight to games (knowing that what few games do get ported over to Mac are more likely to be shoe-horned in).
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    Image of Yuri Dambyotch: don't need no stinkin' star Yuri Dambyotch: don't need no stinkin' star
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    Is that Ben Stiller?
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment Yuri Dambyotch: don't need no stinkin' star was starred Yuri Dambyotch: don't need no stinkin' star was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/05/09

    @3Djesus: Well let's make a comparison...
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    OMG WILL SMITH! BIG WILLY STYLE!!!

    *gets jiggy with the article*
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/05/09

    @Anonymoose: yes. i know. i'm stupid. but i am also a great dancer.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    10/05/09

    @Anonymoose: I purchased a video card about DirectX7 or 8
    And I yelled to the Best Buy employee 'Yo homes don't you sell DirectX9 or later'
    I looked at my card
    I was finally there
    To shit on Best Buy as the Prince of Bel Air
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    G.O.B.: Come on! promoted this comment PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/05/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : haha, awesome
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    Image of G.O.B.: Come on! G.O.B.: Come on!
    10/05/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Somebody star this.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    I tried making my own benchmarks, but the police department considered it vandalism.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/05/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: Serves you right. Etching "SD <3 Cartesian Coordinate System" into the bench with a sharpened graphing calculator is just plain wrong. Sick and wrong.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/05/09

    In reply to Computer Benchmarking: Why Getting It Right Is So Damn Important
    I can't help but think that all of this benchmarking, quality of rendering and Ultimate Answers to the Ultimate Questions (Will it play [insert meme-grade game here]?) won't help me recall the same giddy pleasure I used to get when I used to fire up the old NES to play Super Mario Bros.
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    Image of firemunkie firemunkie
    10/05/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: can you honestly say youve ever felt that way since? i know i havent.
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    04/13/09

    In reply to Resident Evil 5 USB Chainsaw Only Kills Nano Zombies, But Stores 2GB of Confidential Umbrella Files
    This is as useless as the bloody chainsaw in Maniac Mansion.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    It looks like an umbrella that resembles the umbrella in RE.


    What I mean is, were I to see someone walking down the street with it, I'd just figure that a company had come up with the same design by happenstance.


    They could at least throw in a hanging air freshener of whats-her-name in that paper gown or something. (SANS NEEDLES).

     Reply
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    Image of Serolf Divad Serolf Divad
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    How's that different from this $5.00 red and white umbrella?
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    01/15/09

    @Serolf Divad: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    I have several rain umbrellas (pop ups are most convenient) but my fav is a huge grey and white golf umbrella that I use to shade myself from sun durung the summer. OK, so maybe I look like a dork but better to look like a dork than sun poisoning patient.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    They had me when they said (from the link):


    includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.


    It just doesn't get any better than this, kids.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    It's not even a "Gust Buster". It'll fold in the first stiff breeze.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/15/09

    In reply to The Umbrella Corporation Umbrella
    You mean they barely thought of this now??
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