10 Reasons We're Doomed: Black Friday Edition

Today is Black Friday, a day dedicated to our basest and most pathetic inclinations. The day after giving thanks for all that we have, we turn around and jump through horrible hoops to accumulate more at the insistence of sleazy, desperate retailers. It's a nice summation of everything wrong with this country and… » 11/28/08 10:01am 11/28/08 10:01am