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madog
04/01/09

In reply to Follow The New Gizmodo Empire And You Will Be Rewarded4
Just to get it out of the way, my social is 555-67-4321, my mother's maiden name is Schwartzman, and I prefer brunettes over blondes.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
04/01/09

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OK, so they're disemvowling people, but not removing links to porn. Great. Thanks for trying to get me fired folks.
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N@tedog
04/01/09

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Don't you guys get paid on views per article? So everytime I refresh I'm lining your pocket right? Meh.... F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5.
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Nick
04/01/09

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do the disemvowel thing again
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Curves
04/01/09

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I, for one, re-welcome our long time Giz overlords.
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Kaiser-Machead
04/01/09

@Swerves around the Curves: +1
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DennyCrane
04/01/09

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA EMPIRE GIZMODOES YOU
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Kaiser-Machead
04/01/09

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Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader

Giz is our grand and glorious leader
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Joker10
04/01/09

@Kaiser 'April Fools' Machead:

GIZ = EVERYTHING GOOD
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92BuickLeSabre
04/01/09

@Joker10: HOW DARE YOU WITH EXTRA O!

GIZ = EVERYTHING GOD!
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thepeel
04/01/09

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I hate how April Fools day makes the internet useless. When the internets were young, it was kind of cute. Now it's just a tired old meme. I'd rather read lolcats all day.
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madog
04/01/09

@thepeel: THEN READ THAT SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE, AND GO RAPE SOMEONE ELSES CHILDHOOD DREAMS! WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND HERE IN THIS KIND OF PLACE SO KINDLY SHUT THE HELL UP.
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GumbyX
04/01/09

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Still not funny. Def not funny. Half the articles are a pain to read and the other half aren't even news. Also, if you are sticking to the RSS feed, yes there is a problem reading articles because all the article titles make no sense.
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madog
04/01/09

@GumbyX: GO CRY TO YOUR WHORE MOTHER, GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE, AND GO RAPE SOMEONE ELSES CHILDHOOD DREAMS! WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND HERE IN THIS KIND OF PLACE SO KINDLY SHUT THE HELL UP.

"HEY GUYS, IM GUMBY! IM SO SERIAL ALL THE TIME AND DONT APPRECIATE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUN AND STUFF. SHHHHUT UP IM SUPER SERIAL RIGHT NOW. I DONT LIKE THIS KINDS OF STUFF. I CANT EVEN READ THESE FAKE ARTICLES WITH THE NON-SERIAL STUFF ON THEM AND ALL THE PICTURES! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SUPER SERIAL BLOG LIKE THIS DOES THIS SORT OF FUCKING THING! IM GONNA GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH MY NON-LOL-CAT CAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HOW SERIAL I AM ALL THE TIME! GOSH!"
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bandit
04/01/09

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I've had enough too. This was funny for a while but not anymore.
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madog
04/01/09

@bandit:
"HEY GUYS, IM BANDIT, AND I LOVE NOT HAVING FUN! WHAT I LOVE EVEN MORE THAN THAT, IS TELLING PEOPLE IM NOT HAVING FUN. YOU KNOW THAT ONE ASSHOLE AT THE SUPER-COOL-PARTY THAT EVERYONE ESLE IS ENJOYING, WHO COMES UP TO YOU AND TELLS YOU HOW AWFUL AND BORING THIS PARTY IS BECAUSE EVERYONES CUTE AND HAVING FUN? YEAH, IM THAT UGLY, BORING ASSHOLE WHOS TRYING TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE. ONCE I GET BACK TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE IM GOING TO WAKE HER UP AND EXPLAIN TO HER JUST HOW AWFUL GIZMODO IS FOR TRYING TO HAVE FUN AND THEN IM GONNA GO ACROSS THE STREET AND TELL MY NEIGHBORS TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC CAUSE ITS SATURDAY AND IM TRYING TO READ MY MANGA IN EROTIC SILENCE."
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nutbastard
04/01/09

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i'll take two, please.
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INF1N1TY
04/01/09

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Gz, ths s jst nnyng nw...
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Epoch's apple copyright violation
04/01/09

@INF1N1TY: no, it's annoying to *you.*

which is why *you* can go somewhere else for today.
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adhir
04/01/09

@Epoch's apple copyright violation: fwiw - it is annoying to me too. if i wanted to read a bunch of bullshit non-news, i'd go to the onion.
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ScottRose
04/01/09

@INF1N1TY: Your DNS cannot resolve engadget.com? Mine can.
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GumbyX
04/01/09

@adhir: Good to know I am not the only one how is not finding this funny anymore.
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Epoch's apple copyright violation
04/01/09

@adhir: or just read giz the other 364 days out of the year.

it's april fools day. why can't they have a little fun? thankfully there are other sites for you to troll.
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Johnny Dactyl
04/01/09

@GumbyX: agreed, this is way out of hand, one or two posts maybe but all fucking day? Cant wait till the gawker media look back on this day webtraffic wise and see how much traffic these idiots lost them.

Bye Gizmodo, even Kotaku has more integrity than you do.
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Epoch's apple copyright violation
04/01/09

@Finstern: obviously, your opinion doesn't matter one bit, and you've been outranked, pwned, and disenvoweled.

congratulations.

Bye Finstern, even april fools day is less annoying than you.
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Epoch's apple copyright violation
04/01/09

@Epoch's apple copyright violation: correction, the *original* complainers were disenvoweled.

you are just expected to take the hint.
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zlo2
04/01/09

@INF1N1TY:

It's unfunny and unoriginal.

I now i wait for the ban . . .

I already lost my account on kotaku for criticizing one of their pointless articles (in a civil manner) a few months ago.

And you can stop kissing Giz's @$%, Epoch's, they won't take away that golden star if you don't.
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Epoch's apple copyright violation
04/01/09

@zlo2: because i like what gizmodo is doing today, i'm kissing ass?

hmmm, ok.

anyway, i'm pretty much done replying to pointless commenters that have no sense of humor. see you tomorrow, when you'll go back to simply being a troll.
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madog
04/01/09

@INF1N1TY: "HEY MY NAME IS INFINITY. IM A HUGE D-BAG. WHATS EVEN BETTER THAN THAT IS I LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO ANNOUNCE THAT FACT FROM THE ROOFTOPS IN MY CITY. SERIOUSLY. I BUT ON MY GRANDMAS UNDERWEAR, CAUSE IT LOOKS SUPER COOL AND SCARY CAUSE I WEAR THE PANTIES LIKE A CAPE. ANYWAY, I GO UP IN THE ROOFTOPS AND I YELL, "HEY EVERYONE! ITS 3:20 IN THE MORNING AND I AM A GIANT DOOOOUUUUCHEBAAAAAAAAG. THAT IS ALL", AND THEN WITH MY GIANT PANTY CAPE I SLOWLY CLIMB DOWN THE STAIRS, CAUSE MY ANKLES ARE REALLY FRAGILE AND MY MOM USED TO TELL ME THAT I HAD TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO RUN DOWN STAIRCASES CAUSE IT COULD BREAK MY DELICATE, FEMININE ANKLES. ANYWAY I CAREFULLY AND QUIETLY, I HAVE TO BE QUIET SO I DONT WAKE EVERYONE CAUSE MY MOM USED TO TELL ME THAT THE SAND IN MY VAGINA CAN MAKE A LOT OF NOISE. ANYWAY SO I CLIMB DOWN, GET IN BED WITH MY BROTHER CAUSE I CANT SLEEP ANYMORE WITHOUT SOMEONE HOLDING MY HAND, AND HIS HANDS ARE PRETTY GIRLY SO IT FEELS NICE, AND THEN I GO. TO. SLEEP."
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strider_mt2k
04/01/09

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YES! YES!

MY LIFE FOR YOU!

bumtybumpty-bump...
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lolgreg
04/01/09

@RobLikesbrunch: Disemboobler is currently in development
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92BuickLeSabre
04/01/09

@lolgreg: Maybe it's been a long day, but that, my good Sir, had me in stitches.
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dirtybacon
04/01/09

@RobLikesbrunch: And just who is that!? yumm-o!
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everfade
12/17/08

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There is such an overload right now of people on their servers it acting wonky. Give it some time to settle down and all these bugs will be worked out. I was able to complete one survey and yes it gives coins for VC games and all items you had registered before with nintendo.
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Rabid Penguin
12/17/08

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I could use a deck of those Nintendo branded Hanafuda cards. I don't know how to play, but they look cool.
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