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    This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    I guess this DOES have an ATM on it's torso lite-brite. Call Palpatine.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    Transaction Enforcement Droid Series 209


    TED209: Please tap your bank card, You have 20 seconds to comply.

    I just tapped it, am I using the wrong hand?


    TED209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.

    I'm tapping!? *hand* *other hand* where is it? *crotch*


    TED209: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9. You have 5 seconds to comply. *Minigun appears*

    PLEASE, NO! I JUST WANT TO SEE MADAGASCAR 2!!!


    TED209: I am now authorized to use physical force! *PEW PEW* Debit card is now disabled

    What?!? oh...


    crap.

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    Image of Ibelieveinsandwitches Ibelieveinsandwitches
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    Thats actually just a picture of a street performer, he does look like a robot, but i've seen him before. its just a little kid that does, admittedly, a pretty good dance.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    11/12/08

    @Ibelieveinsandwitches:
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    Image of bobojuice bobojuice
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    So I'm guessing the tickets come out of the robot's vagina?


    (I'm only assuming it's a robovag because I didnt see a robowang.)

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/12/08

    @bobojuice: He tucks it in since he's a Trans-former...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    Call me paranoid, but I like PINs and security codes. I want the machine to make sure its ME before it takes my money.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/12/08

    @Curves: It does confirm that by taking you in its arms and holding you in the most romantic embrace possible for a robot to offer while doing a retinal scan on your eyeballs.


    Then, since it appears to be a 'male' robot it's gaze slowly turns downward. You quickly realize what robo-perv is up to. He tries pretending he wasn't looking and turns his head the other way with sheepish grin on his face as you wriggle free from his grasp...


    Isn't modern technology wonderful?

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    Image of geiko geiko
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: hahaha. Good one. ;D
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/12/08

    @geiko: Being the shameless cad that I am, I do believe I'll just take this undeserved kudos.
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    11/12/08

    @geiko: I wish I new what you were referring too, but Kaiser's original comment is not showing up for me. Unless there wasn't an original comment and this is all a conspiracy. Stupid gizmodo, never works right...
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    11/12/08

    @Rabid Penguin: I wish I 'knew'...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/12/08

    @Rabid Penguin: It was all a ploy to bait you into making a typo...


    Do you feel special now?

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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    11/12/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another du...: Dang it. I always fall for it too.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Robot Wants Your Money, Jerks
    Oh, is this one of those Identity Theft-i-cons from the new Transformer movie?


    If you're overdrawn on your account does it shoot lasers from it's eyes or kick you in the shins?

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