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Sexual Gadgets Can Now Be Seized at US Borders Too

First it was liquid bottles. Then laptops. And now they are seizing our penis extensors, penis pumpers, and other sexual gadgets. The FDA is saying that they represent a real risk and federal border agents have now a guideline to confiscate them at US territory entry points. The list would be hilarious if it weren't so surreal and stupid: More »

9:00 AM on Fri Aug 22 2008
By Jesus Diaz
42,450 views, 77 comments

Latest by yipes: Um, can we have some focus on your mission, TSA-guys? Please? more »

storage

Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring (With USB)

I've proposed three times in my life. Once was with a traditional diamond ring (it went well). The other two were with tacky USB devices (which also went well). The lesson learned? I'm suave enough to score chicks people as long as I'm on my knees.

As for my next weapon of choice, it will have to be this USB Flash Drive Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring. Only a concept at the moment, manufacturers are fearing releasing this technology that fuses tacky USB with ostentatious stones, lest I score every person in the entire world. [designer via tfts]

10:25 AM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Mark Wilson
11,644 views, 13 comments

Latest by SomeoneUKno: @birdgirl39: Slow down honey -- I put jpeg's of em' on the USB part so you can have both! more »

gifts

Contura Ring Profiles Your Love

I can think of no better gift to a loved one than a picture of myself. But ink, even in its timeless fashion, often fails to capture the true essence of my visage. That's why the Contura ring appeals to me so. I merely send in a profile shot and luxury gift supplier Fitzsu will make a ring from the shape. A stainless steel version will run $625—of course non-precious metals would never do—though the more suitable gold version will certainly weigh down the pocketbook at $5,730. But knowing that I can pass the God-given gift that is my face to another this holiday season? How can one place a price upon perfection? [product via gadgetlab]

10:20 AM on Wed Dec 12 2007
By Mark Wilson
5,081 views, 21 comments

Latest by xhibit: Hey, my first post :-) This is old... I gave one to my wife (girlfriend back then) about 6 years ago! more »

ring box

Gold Wedding Ring Box Has 2-inch LCD, Plays Video

As the married editors of Gizmodo can vouch for, when you ask your wife to marry you she's not going to remember anything about the box the ring comes in, just the ring itself. However, this ring box has a 2-inch LCD that can play back 60 minutes of video or 500 photos, which means you can present her with both a ring and naked pictures/video of her to enhance the mood. With this Euricase Multimedia Ring Box you can be sure your lady knows to judge a book by its (tacky, tacky) cover as well as its contents. Best of all, you can keep on using the ring as an alarm clock and a calendar! You win forever! [Euricase via Everything USB via Oh Gizmo]

2:00 PM on Wed Oct 3 2007
By Jason Chen
5,994 views, 10 comments

Latest by dbx: I'd upload porn vids to it and then give it with the ring. it would be lol. more »

darkness is spreading

Key Rings

What's more embarrassing for Charlie Murphy than having "Unity" indented on his forehead? How about Ctrl Alt Delete? It's too bad Rick James wasn't a geek, or else that story would have went down slightly differently for Darkness. $89 each. – Jason Chen More »

6:00 PM on Wed Jun 13 2007
By Jason Chen
3,485 views, 22 comments

Latest by Promethh: @premraj: very funny! :) I'd settle for a Alt-F1 and Ctrl-D. Now I can wear Linux with pride! :) more »

gadgets

Singelringen Advertises Your Loneliness

Tired of looking for the negative space of an absent wedding ring when you go to clubs? Try the Singelringen, a gimmicky ring that advertises to others that you're free and willing to bump and grind. Each ring has a unique code, which you can use to register online and place your profile. This way, you can give other losers single people the code instead of your phone number in order to look you up later. More »

3:30 PM on Mon Dec 11 2006
By Jason Chen
929 views, 21 comments

Latest by danielleUSA: I don't know where the guys at Firebox got their copy but I quite disagree. I know several very more »

gadgets

Dangerous Jewelry by Tobias Wong

Still got your Malibu?
Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
What?
Fucking scratched it up with a diamond ring by designer Tobias Wong.
Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. More »

11:12 AM on Tue Mar 21 2006
By johnb
1,826 views, 12 comments

Latest by Juggrnott: Just posting on this because anol said to more »

cellphones

Intelligent Vibrations...For Phones That Is

Toshiba scientists have come up with a unique way to make your cellphone vibrate. A pressure sensor inside a flip phone will detect how much pressure is being put on the phone and will adjust the vibration for an incoming call accordingly. So if you're some snobby emo-kid wearing women's jeans, the phone will vibrate lightly. If however you threw it in your baggy sweatpants' pocket, it will shake and rumble until you answer it or the richter scale picks it up. I'm down since I'm always missing calls due to subtle vibrations from my cellphone. The technology is designed for flip-phones currently, but other ideas are apparently in the works. More »

4:26 PM on Wed Oct 12 2005
By gizmodo.com
106 views, Comment

gadgets

With This Ring, I Thee Rock

Why propose to the woman of your dreams in person when Luke Jerram has invented a wedding ring that does it all for you? Jerram spent three months figuring out how to etch his message— I love you for ever. Marry me. —onto a silver ring using a diamond stylus that mimics a record player. It required 100lb of pressure instead of the normal 10lb for vinyl. But his experiment was so successful that he is now looking for a partner to create a battery-powered version of the ring and market it to the masses. He s got to support the new family somehow. More »

10:42 AM on Mon Aug 15 2005
By Travis Hudson
82 views