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    Image of Galaxius Galaxius
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    You guys are missing a step though
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    10/03/09

    @Galaxius: They tossed it out the window instead.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    If you want to start a riot, post a sign saying "All employees are scheduled to work manditory and unpaid double shifts this weekend." Then sit back and watch the fun. THATS a riot.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    I believe that this is describing the devolution of society following the deconstruction of standards for behavioral norms. The series begins with the office workers barricading themselves from the outside world thereby creating a closed system in which generally-accepted rules no longer apply. The destruction of objects such as the photocopier and computers - things that structure the behavior of modern members of society - soon follows. Clothing and sexual discretion are the next to go. Ultimately, the office members have transitioned into a hunter-gatherer society, a result of their discarding the conventions that make modern civilization possible in the first place.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    Yeah, I'm not eating urinal tomatoes.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot

    I predict, I predict a riot.

    But if there is a revolution in your office, please everyone remember what is written on my business cards.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: BTW, click on the image for a larger version. Perhaps we could get that to appear on all the images so you don't have to tell people.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09


    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite:
    Wow, my business card looks so plain by comparison..
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: That is freaking great!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/02/09


    @Ruthless, If you let me: @DigitalPasture: I must admit I got the seed for my idea from this card I saw in a Gawker article: [gawker.com]
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    Image of DigitalPasture DigitalPasture
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave: Being in marketing, I can safely say that WW Green will not be forgotten passing cards out like that.
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    GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite promoted this comment DigitalPasture was starred DigitalPasture was unstarred
    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: Commence the spamming through multiple technologies!

    I may just adopt the Appointment tagline for my own business cards, nicely done there.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: My aunt's boyfriend had that card. He showed it to me like fifteen years ago. I had no idea it was a thing.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    10/02/09

    @mattycakes: Sadly, I left my phone at home in my farm pants this morning. Oh well.

    @Digital Pasture: yeah, that line was a brief spark of creativity on my part, and it tested well.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    10/02/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_@Gmail.comNeedsAWaveInvite: You have special farm pants? Is that just heavy duty work wear, or is it some pajama like pants depicting all sorts of farming tomfoolery, with barns and cows and chickens and old ladies making pie?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/02/09

    @mattycakes: That was a typo. He actually has a pants farm.
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    Image of PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    I love how everything ends up turning into primitive life and that primitive life includes banging your coworkers in the kitchenette.
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/02/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Exactly right. Too many penises here. Far, far too many penises here. Also, naked chicks making pottery - I'm trying to make this a hott thing, but I can't.
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    Image of kernel panic kernel panic
    10/02/09

    In reply to Friday Is the Perfect Day for an Office Riot
    WTF are caipirinhas? The micro part of the lab i work in gets the mix in all the time, and it is always full of sediment and yuck. doesn't look like something i would drink willingly.
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    Image of Ben Zvan Ben Zvan
    10/02/09

    @kernel panic: Lime, sugar and "brazillian rum"

    [www.flickr.com]
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    Image of Danny Allen Danny Allen
    10/02/09

    @Ben Zvan: It's Cachaça -- sorta like rum (made from sugarcane), but a little different. Doesn't have to be lime -- any fruit + cachaça = Caipirinha. Axé !
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    Image of Ben Zvan Ben Zvan
    10/02/09

    @Danny Allen: I didn't know about the "any fruit' thing, but I know about Cachaça.
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