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    Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes

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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/08/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    My alma mater, UMass, has a hell of an agriculture school, and I can guarantee that they'll buy at least one of these things. All crude (but funny) jokes aside, this is a pretty nifty educational device. #hapticcow
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    Image of Mister Cow Pnoy Mister Cow Pnoy
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Wow...Glad I'm actually a bull. and what's with that hashtag? do you really think someone is going to search Gizmodo for "robot cow rectum?" #hapticcow
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    Image of JTX JTX
    11/08/09

    @Mister Cow Pnoy: What you don't know is that searching for "robot cow rectum" on Gizmodo has been secretly linked to the powers of the banhammer, so that, when someone sick enough to do so, does so, they are automatically banned, thereby making Gizmodo a safer, and slightly less disturbed place for the rest of us. #hapticcow
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    Image of dry-roasted-peanuts dry-roasted-peanuts
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Ok. All the farm/ranch folk, raise your hands if you ever got talking into reaching in during preg testing season.

    /raises hand. #hapticcow
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    Image of USB_Humping_Dog USB_Humping_Dog
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    What a complicated way to solve a simple problem.

    "That is, once your hand is up an cow's butt you can't really see anything you're doing."

    Then stick your head in first. Duh. #hapticcow
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    I'm kind of concerned that she seems to be wearing a full body rain coat... and no mask.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/07/09 7:29 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Hobolicious Hobolicious
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Horses? Really? Where's the challenge? Wake me up for Haptic Hamster. #hapticcow
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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Now on sale, the FleshCow! Sex toys for Bulls! Now your bull won't need a cow to have his fun. Great for the whole family!

    Brought to you by the makers of Fleshlight and Real Dolls. #hapticcow
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    Image of king_saberhawk king_saberhawk
    11/07/09

    @Margatron: Soon to follow, the FleshSheep! For those lonely farmers everywhere! #hapticcow
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    No fisting tonight, I'm not in the mooooood. #hapticcow
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    Image of Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    E-I-E-I-Ohh
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes

    The cow says, "Whoa! Using the whole fist there doc?" #hapticcow
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    that horse was polite and shaved its tail.

    Cant beat a bald one #hapticcow
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    Image of trevisol: Stop putting words in my mouth trevisol: Stop putting words in my mouth
    11/07/09

    @switchblade saints: Lol, yeah, for added realism, the haptic horse should constantly swat your face with a fake tail. #hapticcow
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Look, it's the new Fleshlight Bovine. Now you can bring your love of Farmville to a whole new level... #hapticcow
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Hey, I'm no farmer but even I know that's not how you milk a cow..
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/07/09 3:29 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    11/07/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Depends on what kind of milk you want. Chocolate? Vanilla? Strawberry? #hapticcow
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    11/07/09

    @spannu: How now, brown cow? #hapticcow
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/07/09

    In reply to Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes
    Does it support multitouch? #hapticcow
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/07/09

    @met2art: Pending goatse mode. #hapticcow
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    Image of Hank Scorpio Hank Scorpio
    11/06/09

    In reply to Bring Me Some Coffee, Bot
    Is his name Tom Serve-o? #toyotadeliveryrobot
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