<![CDATA[Gizmodo: robot]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: robot]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/robot http://gizmodo.com/tag/robot <![CDATA[I'd Call This Phone Cute, But I'm Afraid That It'll Hurt Me]]> I don't really know whether you can actually make calls on the Bandai Phone Braver 7, but I'm certain that I've never seen another cellphone that looks like it could karate-kick me for saying that it resembles a cute Transformer.

The gadget's apparently based on a Japanese show about "a high school boy, his transforming cell-phone robot, and his six detective partners that fight against an internet-based criminal organization." Guess it might not be too upset if I compared it to a Transformer after all then. I'll still keep the "cute" remark and the $135 I'd pay for the phone to myself though. [XL-Shop via Technabob]

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<![CDATA[Robot Dance-Off]]> Last week, the greatest dancers of the biped robot world assembled to battle on the dance floor.

As part of the 6th ROBO-ONE GATE competition, biped robots learned and performed routines in front of a live audience. That lead robot from the Doka Project? She didn't win. Instead, second place went to this guy from Black Tiger Neo, performing Thriller:

(Disregard the fact that Thriller is not a 1:1 choreographic interpretation.)

And the winner was Ryuki Ⅱ, performing Joyful, Ikimonogakari.
Personally, I think those big feet are cheating, but picking on any of these robots feels like jeering a preschool dance recital. See more entrants at: [Biped Robot News via HackaDay]

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<![CDATA[Ping Pong Terminator]]> Vietnamese robot Topio is a master of ping pong. He also has an ab regimen that effectively distracts from his receding hairline. [Pink Tentacle]

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<![CDATA[Robot Cow Rectum: For Educational, not Recreational, Purposes]]> The ‘Haptic Cow' recently won Sarah Baillie the Most Innovative Teacher of the Year Award. Hear that, Adam Frucci? It's for learning. Don't get any ideas.

Miss Baillie's invention solves one of the biggest problems in veterinary medicine. That is, once your hand is up an cow's butt you can't really see anything you're doing. Now, with robotic organs and a monitor, she can teach students exactly what they should (and definitely should not) be grabbing.

On a related note, Miss Baillie claims she is also working on a 'Haptic Horse.' Kent Smith may well have some ideas for her, as evidenced by this September Photoshop Contest entry:
If you'd like to be put in touch, Miss Baille, please let me know. [Wired]

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<![CDATA[Bring Me Some Coffee, Bot]]> Before email, newspapers used intern runners to courier things between departments. Less than 50 years later, we have robots to do their jobs.

Toyota's delivery bot uses stereoscopic vision and laser rangefinders and speech recognition to find its way through a sea of cubicles. [Plastic Pals via UberGizmo]

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<![CDATA[The ROPID Robot Jumps And Runs Like An Excited Kid]]> This cute, lil' Japanese robot is like a kid after too much candy, but somehow it's got better balance than most of us after a long day of writing posts. Check out how it lands gracefully after some high jumps.

Aside from supposedly being the fastest runner and best jumper among similarly constructed robots, ROPID also responds to voice commands, with either action and speech. It's so talented and cute that I don't even suspect it could have an evil side, but I guess we'll see about that when it turns into a Christmas must-have toy seasons from now. [Robot Watch via Dvice]

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<![CDATA[With Robot-Performed Virtual Autopsies, Your Corpse Gets a Stunt Double]]> Virtual autopsies (yes, "virtopsies") are the newest in cause-of-death forensics. Robots surround a body, creating 3D imagery inside and out. When ready, the real body rests in peace while the stunt corpse gets chopped apart. Goodbye, CSI-induced nightmares!

Basically the the virtopsy bot (yes, "Virtibot") manipulates and dots the body with markings in order to measure and take a bunch of stereo images with its array of cameras. While the external structure and markings of a body are being documented, a CT scan takes care of the innards. The final 3D image is created which pathologists then use and abuse without worrying about deforming a deceased body. If need be, the Virtibot can use a needle to extract fluid or perform minimally intrusive biopsies.

Aside from being far neater than a traditional autopsy, virtual autopsies allow for archiving of the 3D bodies for later medical analysis or case comparison in the event of criminal trials. Not to mention that there'd never be another "Oops, I didn't mean to make that incision" hilarious coroner moment again. [New Scientist via Pop Sci]

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<![CDATA[Army of Scarabs Can Keep Streets Clean]]> Designer Olga Kalugina defines her Scarab as a "robot-harverster for pedestrian areas." I define it as a potential catastrophe of planetary proportions, to happen when they become sentient and start cutting legs and chopping fallen human bodies.

The design, however, is pretty. It also makes sense:

Robot is created for gathering rubbish from street territories of shopping centers. Robot can gather big rubbish using manipulators. Two web cameras and sensing length element help to make estimate of the territory and find where the rubbish is. Scope of small rubbish creates by two diagonal sweeper-collectors, that sweep just close to the edge. Tank is put away from robot automatically.

It would be nice to see it implemented. New York, for example, needs a few hordes of these robots. [Coroflot via Treehugger]

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<![CDATA[Zaojun: The Personal Assistant You Won't Flirt With]]> It just isn't appropriate to bring your personal assistant home with you, but Zaojun doesn't mind. The concept Wi-Fi gadget can do lots of things, including read you your email, messages and be programed to turn on appliances.

It appears that Zaojun would have a tactile surface which you can rub to turn it on (yes, lewd joke intended). According to the designer, the receiver is made out of a Kevlar membrane which allows it "to answer your calls or listen to music." I also assume the integrated Bluetooth helps with this. You should be able to control the guy remotely with its router of sorts. It has some wireless charging capabilities, too.

It doesn't appear that Zaojun is coming anytime soon, but it looks and sounds mighty cool. In the meantime, I guess there is always those real life personal assistants that do more than just sit on your desk. [Coroflot via Design Blog]

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<![CDATA[Miruko Eyeball Robotic Eye: For Games, Surveillance, and Freaking Everyone Out]]> Miruko is a camera robot in the shape of an eyeball capable of tracking objects and faces. According to its creators, it can be used for augmented reality games, security, and navigation. According to me, it sucks people's souls.

In this particular game, Miruko scans the real world for virtual monsters (ooook), fixing its aim when it finds one. Then the player can capture the monster using the iPhone camera, which is connected via Wi-Fi to the robot. [Pink Tentacle]

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<![CDATA[Robot Actually Pedals on Tandem Bike Behind Its Maker]]> Joules might be a robot, but that doesn't mean he can't enjoy a calming tandem bike ride with his creator, Carl. He's not dead weight, either—he actually pedals, thanks to a PMG-132 motor.

There's trouble in paradise, however. Carl writes that Joules "does all of the pedaling," which sounds like the start of every sci-fi plot in which overworked robots rebel against their makers. Besides that little hiccup, this is a really cool project, and sort of cute in a weird nerdy way. [Endless Sphere Forums via Engadget]

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<![CDATA[Astronomers Send Robots to Stargaze in Very Worst Place on Earth for Humans]]> Astronomers are rejoicing that they've found the best place on earth for astronomical observation. The only problem? It also happens to be the "very worst place on the surface of the planet for humans." Whoops. Send in the Robots.

Dubbed Ridge A, this magical spot in Antarctica provides such a clear view of the heavens that a "modestly-sized telescope there would be as powerful as the largest telescopes anywhere else on earth." Scientists will be using the knowledge gained from the first Antarctic robotic viewing station, the PLATeau Observatory, to set up another 'bot operated observatory station in this dry and cold place:

The simple observatory is, in the words of University of Arizona astronomer Craig Kulesa, a steel shipping container that scientists "cut in half and insulated the crap out of."

Well, not everything has to be high tech, right? Hacked together or not, the robot-manned observatories are significant not only of the data they provide, but also because of the savings in comparison to a space mission for the same photos:

Getting a kilogram of anything into orbit costs thousands of dollars. The cost of getting a kilogram to Ridge A is about $10.

This means that the National Science Foundation is getting a heck of a lot of research done without the benefits of a NASA-sized budget. Not to mention that robots are far cooler than rockets anyway. [Wired]

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<![CDATA[A 50-Foot Michael Jackson Gundam Almost Destroyed Las Vegas]]> Las Vegas is the most horrible place on earth, so I'm almost sad it wasn't destroyed by a 50-foot robot Michael Jackson wanted to build in his image that would stomp around the desert. No, I'm not making this up.

In 2005, Jackson planned a series of shows in Las Vegas and planned, among other spectacles, a 50-foot mecha that would terrify people flying into McCarran airport as an advertisement for his show.

When he couldn't get enough money, he downscaled the idea to a Godzilla-sized robot that would stand at the entrance of a casino, with a moving face that shot lasers.

The money never materialized and Michael moved away, so it never got built. Oh, what a spectacular doom that would have been, drunken frat boys crushed by a giant moonwalking robot. [The Guardian]

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<![CDATA[Robot Baseball Players to Necessitate Man's Fusion with Rhinoceros]]> Unless you're Mark Buehrle, it's nearly impossible for humans to play a perfect game of baseball. But for robots, feats like batting 1000 are already a reality.

Developed by the University of Tokyo, two baseball robots, a pitcher and a batter, play head to head in near perfection.

The pitching robot uses an arm from MIT and a three-fingered hand developed in-house (that's so nimble it can open and close 10 times per second) to release a strike zone pitch 90% of the time. Meanwhile the batting robot offers intense competition by wielding a 1000fps camera that can track the pitch in realtime, connecting with the ball almost every time it flies in the strike zone.



But before you get too excited, know that the pitching bot only throws the ball at 24mph. So it's likely that a classic batting cage bot could strike out more MLBers than anything coming out of the labs...for now. Researchers hope to increase pitch speed to 93mph soon and work curve balls and sliders into the mix. We'll see how well the batting robot (and puny humans) can keep up then. [Mainichi via Pink Tentacle via CrunchGear]

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<![CDATA[Stanford Cart: When Robots Started Seeing in 3D]]> Terminators have night and infrared vision. But they had to start somewhere, right? In 1979, a robot at Stanford called Cart that was radio-linked to a mainframe tracked and navigated 3D obstacles using a sliding camera for stereoscopic vision.

First, they saw chairs littered around rooms. Then they saw us. [CMU]

Gizmodo '79 is a week-long celebration of gadgets and geekdom 30 years ago, as the analog age gave way to the digital, and most of our favorite toys were just being born.

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<![CDATA[Robot Crawls Through Veins to Kill Heal You]]> The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.A new robot, just one millimeter in diameter, can crawl through your veins to treat arterial blockage or deliver targeted medication.

Developed by researchers from Israel's Technion University, what makes the robot feasible is that it isn't self-propelled, saving size and engineering complication. Instead, the bot takes advantage of a magnetic field from outside the body, meaning that doctors can not only guide but also propel the the vein crawler forward at 9mm/second. And the robot shouldn't run out of power mid-procedure, stalling it in your body as it drifts for your brain.

When the robot needs to park, those little arms can spring out *shiver* and grab onto vessel walls *shiver*shiver*shiver*shiver*shiver*shiver*shiver*.

Now researchers are looking at beefing up the bot, adding extra tools and even a camera to the mix. And as scary as a robot-filmed reality show starring my aorta may be, it sounds a lot better than having several layers of flesh peeled away via scalpel. [The Inquirer via Newlaunches]

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<![CDATA[Momozon Robot Ramen: 40 Million Ramen Flavors Made by a Robot]]> I'll take six of the $200,000 ramen-making robots Yoshihira Uchida built for his noodle shop Momozono Robot Ramen. The robot crafts completely customized ramen broth—there are over 40 million flavor possibilities you can configure. Mmmmm.

The robot makes the soup, which customers order from a computer screen, where they can switch up the amount of soy sauce, saltiness and richness to make the perfect broth. Uchida hasn't quite figured out how to completely replace humans yet, however, since they still make the noodles and add the toppings, though automating those tasks is next on his list. Still, even using meatbags, the entire process of assembling a bowl of ramen takes just two minutes. Yeah, faster than crappy instant noodles. [Mainichi via New Launches]

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<![CDATA[Buy a Modded Guitar Hero Controller To Cheat at Fake Rocking]]> The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.We're big Guitar Hero/Rock Band fans, but buying a controller so that it can play the songs perfectly so that you don't have to do anything? That's taking it a bit too far.

If pretending to rock is so hard that you have to pretend to pretend to rock, you should just go and eat your way up to 800 pounds and give up on life. [eBay - Thanks Ben!]

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<![CDATA[MyDeskFriend Combines Facebook With a Little Robotic Penguin]]> Arimaz's MyDeskFriend is a little penguin that rolls around your desk, has 5 moods, responds to physical input and connects to Facebook. I kinda want one.

It launches in September for just $99, and is meant to be a social media companion. Your friends can interact with it via your Facebook page, and it can read messages off of Facebook to you. Its eyes reflect its mood, and will memorize 10-15 short vocal commands.

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.It doesn't actually seem to do much, but it is kind of a neat toy for office workers and people who are in front of their computers all day. [MyDeskFriend via GetRobo via Technabob]

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<![CDATA[Feed Me, Aero Blue Robot]]> It's no secret that machines are taking over the world, starting with our menially laborious jobs. We've got cooking robots, vacuuming Roombas, and now there's the Aero Blue Robot—a force-feeding droid. [Japan Times via DVice]

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