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That would really suck if you were going at it hot n heavy with Roberta when she blew a gasket..
Watching the Maytag repairman dismantling your electronic ladylove would kill that mood real fast. And picture him, droning on, nonchalantly, like he's working on some run-of-the-mill major appliance.
"Yeah, these Roberta5000 series tend to overheat on ya, right in the middle of the action. Don't worry pal, she'll be back on her feet, er back in no time.."
So now Jude Law from A.I. is going to pop up? Is this Steven Speilberg's revenge for a movie I actually liked? Ok as long as there are other options I'm game. But what if they forget their wash cycle? Like when the strippers forget to wipe down their pole? Ok I need to errrrr....damn brain shut off shut off! Nope didn't happen.
@LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: See, strippers not wiping down the pole is only a problem at first. Then, they're all diseased so you don't need to worry about them catching anything. Think of all the money you'll save in Purell and Lysol disinfectant.
It's kind of like Pokemon, except with venereal disease. Gotta catch 'em all.
08/18/09
Watching the Maytag repairman dismantling your electronic ladylove would kill that mood real fast. And picture him, droning on, nonchalantly, like he's working on some run-of-the-mill major appliance.
"Yeah, these Roberta5000 series tend to overheat on ya, right in the middle of the action. Don't worry pal, she'll be back on her feet, er back in no time.."
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It's kind of like Pokemon, except with venereal disease. Gotta catch 'em all.
08/18/09
Anyways, Gigolo Joe was the best. Who else can stay classy while talking about making the Blue Fairy scream out during sex?
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