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    Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    I hope whatever virus that infected this thing does not find it way into my toy box or I am screwed.


    (I know. But just I couldnt help myself.)

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    At least the robot treats female interns better than elected members of the Democratic Party.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    03/05/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Is that Clinton joke? Are you a write for Leno? What decade is this?
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    03/05/09

    @Voyou_Charmant: writer* wtf?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    A stalker-bot is just a friendlier version of a Terminator...
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly

    ...a robot with two 100kg hydraulic arms
    With that kind of power, it's only one random electrical surge away from switching modes from "loving hug" to "trash compactor".


    To which I say, "No, thank you." Indeed, I'll stick to my reality where the world is dark, cold, soulless and absolutely indifferent to my emotional needs. Ignoring me like so much waste paper in the gutter of life. Forcing me into an existence of detached isolation. Spurned and forgotten.


    And alone.


    Oh, so very, very alone.


    * sniffles quietly *

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    Image of EBone EBone
    03/05/09

    @bosskev: Until they come out with the model that looks like No. 6 on BSG that is.
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    Image of DigitalEye01 DigitalEye01
    03/05/09

    @bosskev: Wow.. I think its very poetic.. and .....

    well said.. :)
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/05/09

    @DigitalEye01: "... very poetic.. and ..... well said.. :)"


    Thanks, DigitalEye01. I knew someone would care.


    * bravely holds back a tear *


    I need a hug.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    Soulbot gone horribly horribly wrong...
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    Mark are you trying to get me banned?


    Because I want to say the naughtiest comment right now....

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    LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M was starred LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/05/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: What is it? I'm curious now.
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    Image of innout3x3 innout3x3
    03/05/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Please do!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/05/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus, @innout3x3:

    * Everybody, chant with me now... *


    SAY IT!

    SAY IT!

    SAY IT!

    SAY IT!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    03/05/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: He can't ban you if we vote the majority to allow the comment.


    I am tabling a motion to allow Lindsay to utter her naughty, naughty comment. Do I have a second?

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/05/09

    @uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ_GitEmSteveDave:

    SECOND!

    SECOND!

    SECOND!

    SECOND!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    03/05/09

    @uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ_GitEmSteveDave:
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/05/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Well surely there must be a way you can phrase it that will be clean and yet allow us all to get exactly what you mean... :)
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    03/05/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®:


    "Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Humps Her Repeatedly"

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/05/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Is it anything like Lt. Yar and Data's meetup?
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    Image of innout3x3 innout3x3
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    "Oh yeah, well bite my shiny metal (realizing he traded away his bottom metal plate) Ohhhh ...."
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    03/05/09

    @innout3x3:


    How ironic..

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    Image of Twisk Twisk
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    I for one welcome our hugging robot overlords with open arms.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    03/05/09

    @Twisk: Wait, who has the open arms? The hugging robots or you?
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/05/09

    @uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ_GitEmSteveDave: Probably both.... crazy robosexuals...
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    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    Isn't there a guy living in a basement for whom this would be like the ultimate best day ever?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    03/05/09

    @wheatieboy: That looks like some hot robot on asian sex doll action right there.
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of alexvanduyn alexvanduyn
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    Uh, THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OUR WOMEN!
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    alexvanduyn was starred alexvanduyn was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/05/09

    @Alex Van Duyn: First, the white guys took all the Asian girls, but now it's robots.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/05/09

    In reply to Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
    "Oh,take me in your arms and compress me. Compress me tight!" - Bender as Coilette
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    Image of shiftyeyedgoat shiftyeyedgoat
    03/05/09

    @everfade: "Like all things in life hugging is a just a primitive degenerate form of bending."
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    Image of everfade everfade
    03/05/09

    @shiftyeyedgoat: @admoseremic: @UofITom: "Hey, what kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."
     Reply
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