Here's a question we never thought to ask: how would Andrew Lloyd Webber's rock opera about the life of Jesus play with the Muppets? Now we know, thanks to the Muppet Christ Superstar album, with Kermit as Jesus, Gonzo as Judas, Miss Piggy as Mary Magdalene, and a chorus of clucking proto-Christian chickens.
If you were to ask me to describe my perfect rock opera, it would definitely have dinosaurs that had recently returned from space to take over the Earth. And giant robots who have kept the dinosaurs as their warrior slaves? A must. The artwork by Scary Go Round and Bad Machinery creator John Allison is just gravy.
New gothpunk musical Repo! The Genetic Opera hits select theaters this evening with the sound of dissected organs hitting the pavement. Either you've never heard of this rock opera turned dystopian sci-fi story about organ repossession in the 2050s, or you're one of those internet fans who've been jamming to the…