Ah, the perfect melding of living room furniture and game accessories at last! This surely must be the first gamer-Ottoman!? If not, I need to seriously rethink my opinion on what is stupid and what is not stupid.
And anyway, if I'm hiding all of my controllers (oops, "instruments") in an Ottoman, then how will my visitors know how cool I am?
This is actually not bad since I need to change our coffee table because of our baby. I don't have Rock Band anymore but the storage compartments look pretty useful.
I've got enough instruments stored. To be honest, I don't play a lot of Rock Band. I usually just play guitar.
Also, don't make fun of coffin cases. I have a coffin case for my Les Paul. It provides a ton of protection (and with a shiny black LP looks so so so pretty).
@OMG! Ponies!: When most of my friends who play no musical instruments whatsoever come by, it's fun to help them pretend they possess a little talent. Rock Band does this. Also, when you're drunk, it's more fun to screw up playing along with Bon Jovi than it is to screw up a jam session.
And seriously, a Les Paul and a coffin case? You're just a pair of camo pants and a hunting bow away from starting a Ted Nugent tribute band.
@OMG! Ponies!: I have a coffin case. It holds Gramma Jean, who in turn holds my Guitar Hero controller. Rigor Mortis keeps that bad boy locked down when not in use.
All of those types of games really really bother me. Instead of kids (or grown lonely adults living in moms basement) picking up a guitar and actually doing something creative, they are playing some useless video game further isolating them from the real world.
Pick up a real guitar, take off the wing commander headset thing and go do something outside of your house.
@lambert13: I like to make fun of the games like anyone else, but, if you're playing COD without having any prior experience with a firearm, driving like mad in GT Prologue/5 without actually ever owning or knowing how to drive a real car, then you could say that these people are in the same boat.
Guitar Hero is pretty much like a fast-paced version of Simon set to plastic imitations or damn-near authentic abominations. You can play all the music you like, you can pretend to riff, headbang and thrash, you can even lick your instrument when you've done virtu-jammin', but you're still trying to keep up with color-coded buttons.
I propose Activision develop Conniption Fit hero, where you have to follow the insane random gyrations of a mental patient trying desperately to wriggle out of his strait jacket.
@neost: Seriously. All this bitching about the minivan being too crowded with groupies, the singer wanting to do solo gigs in the attic, the guitarist and his Doritos addiction, the drummer almost choking in his sleep on regurgitated chocolate milk....
It also doesn't hurt that Harmonix is releasing The Beatles game next year. It'll be interesting to see how they try to expand the audience with that one while maintaing the core band gameplay.
This article would be more accurate if it were about Guitar Hero games peaking.
@jm9843: It'll incorporate a version of Frogger... Let's see if we can get John, Paul, George, and Ringo across Abbey Road without getting squashed by a Lorrey.
I don't buy the study. I think the category will evolve, with game instruments becoming more like real instruments, and real instruments becoming more like games.
People have been making music in game-like ways for as long as artifacts exist to document human activity. However stale guitar hero becomes, it's just a matter of another innovation to satisfy people's desire to either make music or pretend like they're making music.
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Monday, 3PM PST - Mark Wilson sets the bar way high for the funniest line on Gizmodo for the week.
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And anyway, if I'm hiding all of my controllers (oops, "instruments") in an Ottoman, then how will my visitors know how cool I am?
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Also, don't make fun of coffin cases. I have a coffin case for my Les Paul. It provides a ton of protection (and with a shiny black LP looks so so so pretty).
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And seriously, a Les Paul and a coffin case? You're just a pair of camo pants and a hunting bow away from starting a Ted Nugent tribute band.
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And I'm still playing GH3 on Medium (probably because I don't play it often), so...yeah.
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Pick up a real guitar, take off the wing commander headset thing and go do something outside of your house.
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I propose Activision develop Conniption Fit hero, where you have to follow the insane random gyrations of a mental patient trying desperately to wriggle out of his strait jacket.
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It also doesn't hurt that Harmonix is releasing The Beatles game next year. It'll be interesting to see how they try to expand the audience with that one while maintaing the core band gameplay.
This article would be more accurate if it were about Guitar Hero games peaking.
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People have been making music in game-like ways for as long as artifacts exist to document human activity. However stale guitar hero becomes, it's just a matter of another innovation to satisfy people's desire to either make music or pretend like they're making music.
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Why does it always boil down to the haved and the haved-not?
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Momma may haved
Pappa may haved
-but Ghod bless the child that's got his own
that's got his own...