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Looks like some kid with down syndrome went crazy with a bedazzler.
No go apologize...
I swear, when I find out who has my BeDazzler, I'm going to beat them with Kimmy Gibbler's dildo.
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01/28/09
01/28/09
Looks like some kid with down syndrome went crazy with a bedazzler.
01/28/09
No go apologize...
01/28/09
I swear, when I find out who has my BeDazzler, I'm going to beat them with Kimmy Gibbler's dildo.
01/28/09
01/28/09
I dont know why, but it made me think of Dorothys Ruby Slippers. I would actually like one made into a ruby slipper, but the rose one doesnt thrill me.
01/28/09
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
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This enclave rules over the skies above
But this rose hath no thorn
Because it's stuffed to the brim-
with porn