At least the smell of ass is still free after everyones stands up from a long flight. You all know it's true and you all do it. Slowly squeeking it out for hours while that poor cushion soaks it up, waiting for you to stand up until it gets it's revenge.
Given my experiences in the mile-high water closet, it seems that they should be paying their passengers to use it. That said, we will know it is truly difficult for the airline industry when you have to pay for the oxygen you use.
@Curves: If just reading that makes you want to go what would happen if I told you to visualize me pouring water back and forth from one glass to another? ;)
If they imposed this fee proportionately higher/lower according to seating section, then First Class could suddenly become quite affordable--everybody knows those douchebag execs are full of sh*t they frequently dump at every opportunity. Hell, on a transatlantic flight, if you can hold it in, you might even make money on the voyage.
I was really really bored this afternoon so I was perusing CNN video.
I actually missed most of this scene originally, but just noticed the last frame or so and backed it up, glad I noticed it, one of the funniest things I have seen this week. I love how he is discussing the really serious business aspects of this service while wearing a promotional cellphone costume!
FYI - I am going to consider myself a published journalist now. ;)
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Ryanair doesn't use boeing 747s
02/27/09
Yeah, but do they use 737s as written in the graphic?
02/27/09
Worst airline ever.
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02/27/09
TRAVEL TIP: When flying Ryanair, always carry softside bags.
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I worked in a building with a fountain when I was pregnant. I just about moved my desk into the ladies room. The sound drove my bladder nuts.
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02/22/09
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02/22/09
"Can you hear me now?"
::sobs quietly::
02/22/09
You obviously don't know Michael O Leary...
He has long since lost his dignity
Though, he has made up for it with shit-tonnes of money...
02/22/09
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...Well, I would...
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02/21/09
I actually missed most of this scene originally, but just noticed the last frame or so and backed it up, glad I noticed it, one of the funniest things I have seen this week. I love how he is discussing the really serious business aspects of this service while wearing a promotional cellphone costume!
FYI - I am going to consider myself a published journalist now. ;)
02/21/09
Alternative Title:
How to know when the world economy is falling apart: Indicator #47 CEOs in costumes.