It's Too Bad This Brilliant Lego Bookend Safe Is So Easy To Crack

There's an unending list of things you can build with Lego, but that doesn't always mean that you should. Case in point: a safe. As clever as this set of Lego bookends is, with a secret mechanism for popping the door on a hidden safe, it can pretty much be foiled with a three-foot fall to the floor. » 3/19/13 6:40pm 3/19/13 6:40pm

This Ludicrous Safe Is The Only Sane Place For Your Million Dollars' Worth of Watches and Cigars

We all have fancy things, but some of us have fancier things than everybody else. This safe is for those people. The new behemoth by Döttling boasts insurance coverage of up to $1,000,000. And it's even got a built-in humidor for all your cigars! It's like they were reading your mind, right? » 2/17/13 4:00pm 2/17/13 4:00pm

A Safe So Complicated That No One Will Open It, Ever

We think the Band Saw Safe is as charming as safes come, with various arrows rotating to confound would-be thieves from opening the box. The only problem is, even after reading the description five times though, we still don't fully understand how you actually open it.
The 13 drawers of this band-saw box rotate rather…
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Bentley Makes a Safe For Expensive Watches, Perfect for Wall Street Execs Looking to Piss Us Off Even More

You know you're rich when you drop tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy watch. You know you're obscenely, ridiculously rich when you have so many of said fancy, expensive watches that you need a specially-designed safe to hold and show off all of them. Stockinger and Bentley have teamed up to make a line of safes… » 9/22/08 2:20pm 9/22/08 2:20pm

SentrySafe Fireproof Waterproof USB HDD Housings Save Your Data (Not You) From Armageddon

SentrySafe has made safes for 70 years, but now they've teamed with Seagate/Maxtor to make hard-drive housings that withstand up to 1550degrees Fahrenheit for a half hour, and "full" 24-hour water submersion. Some like the Fire-Safe/Waterproof 80GB and 160GB ($320) drives are freestanding units that house 2.5"… » 11/13/07 8:57pm 11/13/07 8:57pm