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When I was a kid, not long ago mind you, we had metal merry-go-rounds, metal slides, and wooden play structures, and I turned out just f-f-f-fine. I don't understand all the overprotecting of today's youth, They have destroyed the playground.
When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.
@92BuickLeSabre: Except for the fact that you cant seem to not crash into things.
On a more serious note: when I was younger I went horse back riding and the horse got spooked and ran me into 3 1/4-1/2" branches before I finally fell off. I turned out perfectly fine and managed to remain uninjured.
When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.
So in 18-20 years young people will be going to Vegas and when the lights and sounds go off it is going to be like a Pavlov's dog response. The major difference will be that this response will be a lot messier.
So basically they are training kids to go potty backward because the kids will want to play with the lever while waiting for pay-poo to set off the lights and sounds. (As a parent, I can tell you that potty training is a BIG deal and if this worked I would have paid mucho bucks for it.)
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That is all.
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Little kids love hanging out with me...for at least 45 seconds if not up to a full minute!
And probably longer, but that's usually the point when one of my friends elbows me in the throat and catches the baby on the way back down.
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I mean, sure, Graco is all fancy and stuff but Safety1st has come a long way in the past few years.
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Not enough reaching back and pushing them back up in the can prevent it. Poor little things. Heads are just way too big and topple them right over.
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When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.
06/29/09
On a more serious note: when I was younger I went horse back riding and the horse got spooked and ran me into 3 1/4-1/2" branches before I finally fell off. I turned out perfectly fine and managed to remain uninjured.
06/29/09
When I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. And when I was little I fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. When I was slightly older I crashed into a concrete wall on a scooter during gym class. Even when I was little I actually fell off the back of a swing onto concrete. And I turned out just fine.
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Either way, it is incorrect.
She drank a lot; long, just, and immediately before, during, and after I was born.
I would think that was apparent. Although I turned out fine. And that's even considering...did I ever tell you about the time I fell on the concrete?
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That my friend is the crucial question.
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Ed.
06/29/09
Like a little teeny bit?
Like a little teeny-baby-sized hit...OH, I mean bit! Bit! Teeny-baby-sized bit!
Goodness, I am so ashamed!
*swoons*
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At least it's not a big face to sit on.
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