The spokesman for the Porsche Phone design team has gone on record as saying: "Not only is the 911 faster dan that jap-crap GT-R, but so is our new phon. Da phone is also faster dan the iPhone and G1. Porsche only makes the fastest things on the planet, we are presently prepping a final production version of our phone for time trials on da Nürburgring. We suspect that the times that the iPhone turned in last year were the result of Apple using non-sanctioned "racing style" 3G radios that were not included in the production version of the iPhone 3G...
11/25/08