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This reminds me of an inexpensive security device that was marketed to law enforcement that could somehow detect nefarious substances. It turns out that it was actually empty, an empty plastic box, a hoax. And yet police departments bought them, attracted by the low price.
I wonder how many people would buy a "laptop" for $10, even if it were only an empty plastic box with a dummy USB connection. Or a deluxe model for $20 if it came with a baby unicorn inside of it?
This sounds suspiciously like a hoax. What sort of WiFi device would you get for $20? It doesn't even seem like $20 will cover the RAM alone, or a monitor, or any combination of components that make a functional computer.
Mark, I don't know how to say it nicely so I'll just come out and say it.
Your keyboard looks like shit. Seriously. It's like Dvorak for Retards. Or, if you will, Dvorak for Dvorak. Why the hell do you have five keys for the same damn thing? Shop and buy? And "HP Trivia"?! Why not a key that reads "Chair goes 'round" and one that says "I Like Pie".
The only thing that surprises me is that a keyboard that screwed up doesn't have separate keys for uppercase and lowercase letters.
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I wonder how many people would buy a "laptop" for $10, even if it were only an empty plastic box with a dummy USB connection. Or a deluxe model for $20 if it came with a baby unicorn inside of it?
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how would this guy explain computer?
"A black box that makes calculations?"
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Your keyboard looks like shit. Seriously. It's like Dvorak for Retards. Or, if you will, Dvorak for Dvorak. Why the hell do you have five keys for the same damn thing? Shop and buy? And "HP Trivia"?! Why not a key that reads "Chair goes 'round" and one that says "I Like Pie".
The only thing that surprises me is that a keyboard that screwed up doesn't have separate keys for uppercase and lowercase letters.
Here's a quarter - buy yourself a new helmet.
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This is like when Chevy figured out why Nova sales were so low in Mexico, Nova means "no go" in Spanish.
They should have done a bit more research on the name Crapsack or Sakshit or whatever.
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Seriously, why don't they have keys for every number?
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Hippospace wormholes can swallow whole galaxies. Watch out for hungry, hungry hippospace.