Your Next Artisanal Salami Could Be Part Kanye

The line between celebrity worship and cannibalism thinned ever so slightly this week. Meet BiteLabs.org, a website purportedly dedicated to growing artisanal meat from celebrity tissue samples. Because we could all use a little more Vitamin Bieber. » 2/27/14 4:43pm 2/27/14 4:43pm

I'm Not Buying Any More CDs That Don't Look Like Lunch Meat

Sorry Kanye, sorry Diddy, sorry Taylor, sorry Coldplay. Unless your next album looks like a perfectly packaged piece of delicious cured meat, like Shidlas's Saliami Postmodern, I'm not biting. » 12/28/10 6:00pm 12/28/10 6:00pm

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say 'Hide the Sausage' in a Headline

Number two in an occasional series of crazy things to do with meat, this is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it's one of the Wurst rugs I've ever… » 2/14/08 11:45am 2/14/08 11:45am