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    What Computers Read to Their Kids, Dr. Seuss Style
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    Image of charade2joe charade2joe
    02/05/09

    In reply to What Computers Read to Their Kids, Dr. Seuss Style
    what would Dr. Seuss say if he was alive today?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/05/09

    @charade2joe:


    He'd say:


    To hell with this mess

    I'm tired of rhyming

    Tired of storytelling

    with rhythmic timing

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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    02/05/09

    In reply to What Computers Read to Their Kids, Dr. Seuss Style
    Dr. Seuss just rolled over in his grave.


    and if he's actually not dead i feel pret-ty bad right now.

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    Image of gilmournwaters gilmournwaters
    02/05/09

    @ilovexspin: well he was a racist so he deserves some abuse. should still respect the dead though
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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    02/05/09

    @gilmournwaters:

    except dead Hitler
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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    02/06/09

    @ilovexspin: Undead Hitler, that's where it's at.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    02/06/09

    @Jason Chen: I ate mushrooms with undead hitler once, hes actually a really funny guy.
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    02/06/09

    @ilovexspin: And, yeah, Dr. Seuss is dead.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/05/09

    In reply to What Computers Read to Their Kids, Dr. Seuss Style
    Core Duo, Core Trio, what do I care

    I'm balding have acne and losing my hair

    I bought the best case, I have the most RAM

    But the grease on my face is like rasberry jam

    I have the most porn, on my external drive

    But my room is a hovel and hums like a hive

    My dedicated porn drives are Thing 1 and Thing 2

    "What the hell" I thought. I guess it'll do.

    The sun was shining, or at least my widget tells me

    Now I can't talk any longer, there's porn on my screen.
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    02/06/09

    @Kaiser-Machead, @klaybc & @e2drummer: If there was a COTD for Gizmodo - you guys would have it.


    Epic. Win. :)

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