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    Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You

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    "Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job

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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You
    Merry Christmas. Now you're all gonna die!
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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    12/23/08

    In reply to Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You
    Sandy Claws?
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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/23/08

    In reply to Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You
    That's not really Santa... is it? :(
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    Image of Thats Dr Bear to You Thats Dr Bear to You
    12/23/08

    @Mona: Well you know how Santa only visits the nice children? This is the monster that visits the bad ones.


    "Atnas the children-eater"

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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/23/08

    @Thats Dr Bear to You: OMG Will he fit through a chimney cuz I think I was naughty this year...
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    12/23/08

    @Mona: Yes you were.
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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/23/08

    @Jesus Diaz: Do I get milk and cookies, Santa?
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    12/23/08

    @Mona: Yes. Cookies and lots of milk.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/23/08

    In reply to Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You
    No wonder Santa is mad. Look at the cookies and milk you left for him.
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    Image of theimmc theimmc
    12/23/08

    In reply to Lego Santa Crab Will Eat Your Cookies, Drink Your Milk, Kill You
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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    12/23/08

    @theimmc: cute
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/17/08

    In reply to Apple Cancels Christmas Too
    Sorry, but Chrismukkah lives.
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    Image of grendyll grendyll
    12/17/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead: Nah, we celebrate Festivus. Long live the Airing of Grievances!
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    12/17/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead:


    Hello PEOPLE, as declared by Kaiser we will now be celebrating my Birthmas. Since my birthday is on Christmas and I am used to not getting presents.


    Please proceed with LindsayJoy's Birthmas Celebration on December 25th.


    Services gladly welcomed.*


    ** Each service offering is review on a case by case whereby LindsayJoy may reciprocate/ participate at her discretion.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/17/08

    @grendyll: I'll see your air of grievances, and raise you a feats of strength!


    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Thy will be done!

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/17/08

    @Kaiser Shove This In Your Stocking Machead: Amended to prior response.


    As declaration of Birthmas 2008, I at Kaiser & Associates hereby agree enjoining of Birthmas 2008 contract, thus obligated to provide any and all services inherent with Birthmas, and all that this implies, etc. etc.


    * Kaiser & Associates assumes rights of gatekeeper of said contract, hereby barring future participants (neener neener neeeeener)


    **All services guaranteed by Kaiser & associates, associates being myself, as all services therein are under obligation of contract.


    ***Case by case service duly noted. Please consult K&A support staff for further details.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    In reply to Apple Cancels Christmas Too
    We're still good with Kwanzaa though, right?
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    12/12/08

    In reply to "Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job
    ...And I believed in Father Christmas

    I looked to the sky with excited eyes

    'Till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn

    and I saw him and through his disguise...
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    Image of Wess Wess
    12/11/08

    In reply to "Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    12/12/08

    @Wess: ☺+
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    Image of Ruho Ruho
    12/11/08

    In reply to "Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job
    Even if it isn't done in Photoshop, #2,3,5,6 fails already. Santa only comes out at night.
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    Image of Torley Torley
    12/11/08

    @Ruho: Kind of like a horror movie monster!
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    Image of Miss_fortune Miss_fortune
    12/10/08

    In reply to The Curious Origin of NORAD's Santa Tracking
    Here's the question I'm wondering: How many taxpayer dollar go into this?
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    12/10/08

    @kadaj_sama: WHO CARES. It's a good thing to do and it's staffed with volunteers.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/10/08

    In reply to The Curious Origin of NORAD's Santa Tracking
    It should be noted that before NORAD took over tracking Santa from CONAD, the Greek Orthodox National Air Defense or GONAD supplied critical intel to their American counterparts.
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    Image of OmniZero OmniZero
    12/10/08

    In reply to The Curious Origin of NORAD's Santa Tracking
    I'm surprised homeland security hasn't shot down Santa ever since 9/11. That sleigh and those flying reindeer could be WMDs from Iraq.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    @OmniZero: Well, from what I understand, they usually make them take off their shoes and get wanded before they enter the US. For some reason they always seem to give Rudolf extra screening, possibly b/c of his glowing red nose.
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    Image of bytepusher bytepusher
    12/10/08

    In reply to The Curious Origin of NORAD's Santa Tracking
    1955 - 2008 > 50 years. Every year since the actual 50th anniversary in 2005 some boob has reported that THIS is the 50th anniversary year, welcome to boobtown Giz.
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    12/10/08

    @bytepusher: It's the 50th Anniversary of NORAD doing it. It says it clearly in the article.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/10/08

    @bytepusher: Hey, I'm not just "some boob". I'm GitEmSteveDave. Git it right, or I might have to sick the Grimace on you.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/10/08

    In reply to The Curious Origin of NORAD's Santa Tracking
    Knowing that NORAD is devoting resources to tracking Santa on Christmas, would that create a window of vulnerability in the system? What if Santa could be gotten to? I hate to think what would have happened if it had been Santa instead of Jack Bauer who wound up in that Chinese prison.
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