According to Google, Santorum Is No Longer Most Known for Being a…

Previously, Rick Santorum might've been winning caucuses but he was definitely losing Google. Back then, when one searched 'santorum' on Google, the top result would be "the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." Haha. Funny. Now? It's been booted from the top spot. What kind… » 3/01/12 3:20pm 3/01/12 3:20pm

Rick Santorum Woos Voters with Apple-Inspired 1984 Ad

Apple's 1984 Super Bowl ad is incredible. I still get the shivers every time I see it, which is probably why Rick Santorum's campaign is trying to use it to rally the people against Mitt Romney. But what exactly is Santorum's revoltution? » 2/28/12 4:20pm 2/28/12 4:20pm

Ways In Which Aspirin Is and Is Not Effective Birth Control for Women

Prominent Rick Santorum Super PAC booster and probably insane kabillionaire Foster Friess created a kerfuffle today by saying that women should just put aspirin between their legs for contraception. No really, he did! But rather than dismiss him as a dangerous crackpot with a reckless anti-woman agenda, let's examine… » 2/16/12 4:08pm 2/16/12 4:08pm

Santorum Is Winning Caucuses but Still Losing Google

Rick Santorum decisively owned three GOP votes last night. On the internet, however, things aren't going so well: Santorum's top Google result is still "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." » 2/08/12 9:28am 2/08/12 9:28am