Yeah guys, it's amazing, the similarities between the two places when you look from a certain distance with one eye closed while jumping on one leg, dropping acid and listening to the music go "Untss Untss Untss" during a rave party.
I jest of course. #space
Wow... stunning images! But also, when buried 30 meters under the surface of either planet, at the poles, they are eerily and uncannily similar as well. #space
My theory that bombing the moon will release an ancient magic that will give us all super powers was completely wrong. How will I continue living now?! #nasa
Operation Beat-The-Living-Shit-Out-Of-The-Moon... was a rousing success. Thanks to our pre-emptive strike against the Moon, there isn't a single celestial object that will fuck with us.
That's right, Ceres. If you or any of your piece-of-shit asteroid friends want to start shit with us, we'll fucking nuke you to the Kuiper Belt. #nasa
@Kaiser-Machead: Yeah. Consider this payback to you two fruity retards for fuckin' with our city. Fuck wit' us again and we'll give you such a wicked beatdown that your kids will be born black-and-blue.
Oh, and case you were wonderin', the Red Sox fuckin' rule! #nasa
"Well, if it's caught in Saturn's gravitational pull, it's not anything WE need to worry about, is it?"
"Actually, General, I'd say it's definitely something we should worry about, as it is currently moving AWAY from Saturn"
"What are you saying?"
"Sir, what I'm saying is that it is headed our way. And it just made a course correction. Naturally occurring objects don't course correct."
*dun dun DUUUUUUN!*
**SPOILER**
That's the moment rebel BaseStar jumped into the Saturn orbit, Galactica will soon follow, i guess the school bus gadget missed the rest of the fleet.
They are 250,000 years late, but the horny crews aboard those ships will still try to mate with you earthlings, be warned...
11/06/09
11/06/09
I jest of course. #space
11/06/09
...did somebody say "acid" and "rave party"? #space
11/06/09
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10/19/09
10/18/09
Outside of that lunacy thing, anyway. #nasa
10/19/09
10/18/09
That's right, Ceres. If you or any of your piece-of-shit asteroid friends want to start shit with us, we'll fucking nuke you to the Kuiper Belt. #nasa
10/18/09
NOT PLEASED AT ALL!
Your time of reckoning is at hand
AT HAND YEAH!
Your females will be violated
NOT THE FAT ONES!
And your property will be vandalized and/or stolen
THEN WE'LL RETURN IT AFTER WE #%&$ED IT UP!
10/18/09
10/18/09
@Kaiser-Machead: Yeah. Consider this payback to you two fruity retards for fuckin' with our city. Fuck wit' us again and we'll give you such a wicked beatdown that your kids will be born black-and-blue.
Oh, and case you were wonderin', the Red Sox fuckin' rule! #nasa
10/18/09
I should avoid reading anything else today so as not to risk spoiling this. #nasa
08/10/09
Yes I read the book.
08/10/09
"Actually, General, I'd say it's definitely something we should worry about, as it is currently moving AWAY from Saturn"
"What are you saying?"
"Sir, what I'm saying is that it is headed our way. And it just made a course correction. Naturally occurring objects don't course correct."
*dun dun DUUUUUUN!*
08/10/09
08/10/09
That's the moment rebel BaseStar jumped into the Saturn orbit, Galactica will soon follow, i guess the school bus gadget missed the rest of the fleet.
They are 250,000 years late, but the horny crews aboard those ships will still try to mate with you earthlings, be warned...
08/10/09
08/10/09
@mespenlaub: It's not the horny Cylons from the newer series, it's the horny Cylons from the original series.