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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/18/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    If only he had the forethought to keep the Indian child's liver too....
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    Image of pixelpushing pixelpushing
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    So he wandered around "Mumbai" in the 70's, huh?
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    Image of Theophilus P. Wildebeeste Theophilus P. Wildebeeste
    08/17/09

    @pixelpushing: To the section of former Bombay that had the majority when renaming the city, it has always been called Mumbai
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    32ndnote promoted this comment Theophilus P. Wildebeeste was starred Theophilus P. Wildebeeste was unstarred
    Image of Hardcore1 Hardcore1
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    You forgot the handicapped person he keeps in his trunk in case anyone ever questions his parking habits.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    I call dibs on the Ballmer vooodoo doll.
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    Image of Nojuan Nojuan
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Funny enough, I've actually been in his current house. The thing that I thought was funny was that there were suits in his closet. My guess was that he needed them when travelling overseas on business.

    Super down to earth place, amazing garden, very peaceful.
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    Image of fate47 - Meh. fate47 - Meh.
    08/17/09

    @Nojuan: Wow! This was your very first comment and you got starred for it. And all you did is claim to have met Steve Jobs. Congrats!
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    Nojuan promoted this comment fate47 - Meh. was starred fate47 - Meh. was unstarred
    Image of Nojuan Nojuan
    08/17/09

    @fate47 - Meh.: I didn't meet him, but he was in the house at the time. His minions escorted me around.
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    Image of mynameisjoe mynameisjoe
    08/17/09

    @fate47 - Meh.: umm yea I've been in Steve Jobs house too. He has a cool snow mobile that he rides around in sometimes. What's so cool about it is that it makes its own snow and throws it in front so you can ride it anywhere you want. True story.

    Can I have a star now too?
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    Mobius mourns his fallen comrades promoted this comment Edited by mynameisjoe at 08/17/09 4:05 PM mynameisjoe was starred mynameisjoe was unstarred
    Image of 32ndnote 32ndnote
    08/17/09

    @Nojuan: He has minions?! More surprisingly, they give house tours?!
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    32ndnote promoted this comment 32ndnote was starred 32ndnote was unstarred
    Image of random_droid random_droid
    08/17/09

    @fate47 - Meh.:

    Behold the power of Steve Jobs!
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    Nojuan promoted this comment random_droid was starred random_droid was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/17/09

    @Nojuan: I was once in Tom Sizemore's house. After tripping over random cokewhores, he punched me in the head from around the corner then served me waffles.
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    Image of Sir Gibler Sir Gibler
    08/17/09

    @fate47 - Meh.: the funny thing is that he then promoted your comment
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    Image of ShaktiCheeky ShaktiCheeky
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Number seven is totally true and sad. Bill Gates is giving away, what, 40 billion dollars. What has Steve given of his 10's of billions?
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    Adam Frucci approved this comment ShaktiCheeky was starred ShaktiCheeky was unstarred
    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    08/17/09

    @ShaktiCheeky: Dude he gave us the friggin' iPhone! Ever heard of it?
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    32ndnote promoted this comment En0s1 was starred En0s1 was unstarred
    Image of Modano Modano
    08/17/09

    @ShaktiCheeky: Why is he, or anyone for that matter, obliged to disclose their charitable giving? High-profile donations may spur others to give money but don't forget that just because you don't know what he's given doesn't mean he's giving nothing. In light of what's known about Steve, it wouldn't surprise me in the least to learn that he makes anonymous donations.
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    GlenTen promoted this comment Modano was starred Modano was unstarred
    Image of GlenTen GlenTen
    08/17/09

    @Modano: Only Jews give to charity and tell no one. Typically, gentiles tell anyone who'll listen.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    08/17/09

    @GlenTen:

    Im a Jew and even I find that offensive.

    Oh and its not true.
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    Image of leave_aMessage leave_aMessage
    08/17/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: You're aware he wasn't really insulting Jews, correct? In fact, if I read the comment correctly, he was doing quite the opposite.
    Also, it's "it's". Not "its". Frick.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    08/17/09

    @leave_aMessage:

    That is why I said EVEN I find that offensive.

    Please, stop correcting grammar and read the comments properly.
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    08/17/09

    @leave_aMessage:

    Just a nice FYI, I have been around Gizmodo for a while. I'm generally polite although everyone has their start on things. In many commenting FYIs, grammar snobbery is has been noted as a thing not to do, as it detracts from your comment and in general is rude and annoying. It would be awful to lose a star for simply not knowing. So I just thought I'd tell you before that is the reason your star gets revoked. Also, my lack of a apostrophe did not take away from my comment. Gizmodo is not a blog where religious slurs are tolerated at all and it is not a good idea to bring in religion unless there is a religion-related post.
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    Image of TheShredder TheShredder
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Hysterical.

    I guess he's healthy so it's safe to make fun of him again.
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    EBone promoted this comment TheShredder was starred TheShredder was unstarred
    Image of EBone EBone
    08/17/09

    @TheShredder: I had the same thought - that Giz would take this very funny swipe at him, and then he would drop dead the next day.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Intresting take on Jobs' home life.

    Where is the minifridge full of the blood of innocents for him to drink?
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    08/17/09

    @Lite: killed Dumbledore: Drinking it is so 2007. He bathes in it now.
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    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment tok3ninja was starred tok3ninja was unstarred
    Image of EBone EBone
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    A+
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    One more thing...You must find the Jade Buddha before the next full moon!
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    Image of yungjerry703 yungjerry703
    08/17/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp: will i get a shiny new donkey?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    @yungjerry703: No, but I will use my seat to help get you into community college.
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    Image of Andre Ondre Andre Ondre
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    All seems accurate in the picture, except Steve Jobs dose not appear to have that many apple products (iPhone, iPod, iMac, Apple TV etc) but instead has a Steve Ballmer voodoo doll and no Bill Gates voodoo doll !!!
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    Edited by Andre Ondre at 08/17/09 2:13 PM Andre Ondre was starred Andre Ondre was unstarred
    Image of Justin Paulson Justin Paulson
    08/17/09

    @Andre Ondre: When you have [REDACTED] you don't need any of those other silly products, [REDACTED] takes over all of their functionality.
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    OMG! Ponies! promoted this comment Justin Paulson was starred Justin Paulson was unstarred
    Image of nala1908 nala1908
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    so this is true or what? cause if it is its pretty fucked up
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    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment nala1908 was starred nala1908 was unstarred
    Image of Denver_80203 Denver_80203
    08/17/09

    @nala1908: Yes... its all true. Check snopes
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    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment Denver_80203 was starred Denver_80203 was unstarred
    Image of jayhawk11 is a trap star, sort of. jayhawk11 is a trap star, sort of.
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Cue convoy of Apple Legal vehicles in 3....2....1....
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    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment jayhawk11 is a trap star, sort of. was starred jayhawk11 is a trap star, sort of. was unstarred
    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    Umm Frooch, Jobso is a lot more ruthless than the CEO of Best Buy. There isn't going to be a snarky comeback in cartoon form. There will be a Croatian assassin.

    And his very expensive cologne will be the last thing you smell before a needle full of strychnine is plunged into your brainstem.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: OHHHHHH, look who comes rambling in, like he hasn't been gone for awhile, held up traffic in his red VW Bug, and caused a robot to become embarrassed when it fell over. You have some 'splainin to do.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/17/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp:

    I ran out of gas. I...I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Uh huh. Well, I buy it. BTW, you present is getting mailed....presently.
     Reply
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    Image of Derry Quinn Derry Quinn
    08/17/09

    In reply to The Secrets Inside Steve Jobs' House (According to Me)
    I laughed uncontrollably at the Steve Ballmer reference.

    I'm very impressed by this collection, what a great piece of work, and a nice sense of humour to go along with it.
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/17/09

    @Derry Quinn: Me too. The Boar sweat reference is just too damn funny!

    P.S. why do I not have the ability to approve new users comments anymore?
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    GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp promoted this comment Edited by Bigbadbikernerd at 08/17/09 2:20 PM Bigbadbikernerd was starred Bigbadbikernerd was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: Looks like they pushed another "upgrayed" on the comment system. Subtle, yet I detect it.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    08/17/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp: I enjoy posting my down gray'ded comments.
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    GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp promoted this comment Segador was starred Segador was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    08/17/09

    @Segador: Wait a minute. This means they changed the system! Switch, Epoch!
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    08/17/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_DOESHookUp: I believe it is spelled thusly: "Upgrayedd." With two Ds, for a Double Dose of this pimpin.
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    Image of leave_aMessage leave_aMessage
    08/17/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd:
    Also, when DeusExMach replied to a comment above it didn't approve it automatically. So it looks like he's talking to nothing. /-: Stupid comment system.
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    leave_aMessage was starred leave_aMessage was unstarred
    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    08/18/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_RunsFromBestBuy: Does that mean they can address the gripes? The ordering? The Red Tide? SWEET JESUS IT'S GETTING BETTER!
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    Con Seannery was starred Con Seannery was unstarred
    Image of Derry Quinn Derry Quinn
    08/19/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: I'm not actually a new user, I just seem to have fallen through the cracks and have never been approved...
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