Sausage Rugs

I'm vegetarian, dairy-intolerant, and allergic to wheat-based products, but it doesn't mean I cannot appreciate a tasty sausage carpet when I see one. The Wursttepiche (in german, Wurst means sausage and Teppich is carpet) would grace any interior with its yummy cuts, available in flavors such as mortadella or…

Sausage Carving

Jurgen, our eBay Ninja, found this charming little site that teaches you how to carve hot dogs into little shapes. Apparently the people in Japan are so bored they have to resort to making sausage elephants and reading Manga. Give them a paintbrush and some primer. They can come over and paint my stairs.