Santa Deaths and How to Avoid Them

Folks might think St. Nick's present-delivery service is a pretty cushy gig, seeing as how the man only works one night a year, but they fail to realize the numerous and diverse ways that job can kill. » 1/17/14 12:00am 1/17/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Asshole (NSFW)

Remember kids, you should never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover looks like a parasitic, towel-eating monster that's taken up residence in your anus. » 1/16/14 12:00am 1/16/14 12:00am

A Process of How It Seeks Itself, It Eats Itself

How do the animals we eat perceive their own existence and what do they think of us? This experimental short film from Shunsaku.H attempts to find out. » 1/14/14 12:00am 1/14/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mom Is a Knife Thrower

Why would you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Why wouldn't you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Everybody knows that flesh wounds build character. » 1/11/14 12:00am 1/11/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Into the Fire

Hey man, remember that time in Berlin in '71 when Deep Purple just like totally blew the minds of all those German kids by playing Into the Fire? Here, this should help. » 1/10/14 12:00am 1/10/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Heart of Glass

Few people realize that Debbie Harry's iconic disco anthem contains a hidden lesson: If you can't find the perfect person to love, just clone yourself and boom—problem solved. » 1/08/14 12:00am 1/08/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Midsummer Night Blue

Like a vision from Enya's fevered dreams, this abstract AV production mixes ballet, stock nature documentary footage, and adult contemporary techno into a psychedelic magic carpet that even your parents can ride. » 1/07/14 12:00am 1/07/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Symmetry

This film written and directed by Yann Pineill is a palindromic investigation of memory and emotion. That is, the second verse is same as the first—but backwards. » 1/04/14 12:00am 1/04/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Free Fall Suspension

So apparently there's a world record for bungee jumping with the base of the bungee cord embedded into the flesh of your back. To set it, you've just got to top this guy's record-setting 170 meter base jump and not have the hooks tear out. » 1/03/14 12:00am 1/03/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: All the Way

Happy 2014 everybody! Now take a tip from famed poet Charles Bukowski and stop half-assing your way through those new years resolutions. » 1/01/14 12:00am 1/01/14 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bright Bright Space

It ain't easy living in the big city—escpecially when you're a floating yellow orb with an alcoholic girlfriend. » 12/26/13 12:00am 12/26/13 12:00am

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: What Is Christmas?

'Tis the season for family gatherings, home cooked meals, and drugs, apparently. All of the drugs, all at the same time by the looks of things. » 12/24/13 12:00am 12/24/13 12:00am