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    The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
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    Image of Serolf Divad Serolf Divad
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    I'm sorry, but too many of those sandiwches just look like the "money shot" in porn. Not my thing.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    I've always been a fan of the cheesesteak from the Magic Grill cart at Front St. and Wall St.
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    Image of HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H. HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn


    This is not a sandwich. This is a corned beef brisket with a couple of slices of bread.


    No, I'm not complaining. It looks awesome.

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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/18/09

    @HeartBurnKid, creepy morbid freak: That's from Katz's. Anything that comes out of there is better than anything else I have ever put inside of me.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    Nothing like a good club sammich to hit the spot. Two pieces of bread, lots of stuff in-between. Only a God could conjure up such a thing. *RONCH*
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    Image of the facetious feline the facetious feline
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    My peanut butter sandwich suddenly appears to be the inferior lunch item. :(
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/18/09

    @obese feline: Hell no. PB&J is the greatest with a glass of milk. I once ordered it in a steak house, and everyone thought I was nuts, but it was the best.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    I just had corned beef on rye yesterday so none of these are making me hungry..... yet!
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    Image of monkeyrotica monkeyrotica
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    I had to wipe the thing down with a wet cloth afterwards.


    That's Debbie alright.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/18/09

    @monkeyrotica: With the anchovies? Hmm...
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    03/18/09

    @monkeyrotica:


    Bwahahahaha!!!!

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    Preposterous! The most delicious site on the internet is right here: [thisiswhyyourefat.com] .
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    03/18/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus:


    Wow, there is some scary shit on that page:


    The Slinger


    Hash browns covered with grilled onions with two side-by-side cheeseburgers, topped with a couple of fried eggs, sunny-side up and then covered with chili and garnished with two pieces of toast come on the side.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/18/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: No.


    TIWYF is a site that rails against high-calorie foods, which is why they deliberately only put up the most unappetizing photos. How do you get a photo on TIWYF? Show something with a lot of pork and bacon. And if possible, Cool Whip and/or bottled creamy salad dressing. Also, if the dish is actually intended to serve multiple people, try to photograph in a way to suggest that it is a single serving.


    And FWIW: as I've stated, yes, an entire Bacon Explosion has around 20,000 calories. But one will produce about 20 servings.

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    Image of gadam07 gadam07
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    Wow, that's tremendous! Why haven't I heard of this sooner? Scanning sandwiches, what ever will they think of next?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    @gadam07: Faxing. Once they're able to fax a tasty sammich to us we'll all be a bunch of fat bastards...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    Hell yes.


    Time for lunch, dagnabbit.

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    Image of General Halfshaftery General Halfshaftery
    03/18/09

    In reply to The Genius Behind Scanwiches.com's Juicy Sandwich Porn
    That first sammich in the gallery is almost gag-inducing. Blech!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: Kinda looks like brains...
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/18/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I've been craving brains ever since that pale homeless person bit me.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: I love tuna fish and chicken salad sandwiches, gawd, what do you eat?


    The third one in the gallery, however, looks like deep fried turd.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    @Shamoononon is tired: I'm pretty sure that third one is road-kill..
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/18/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: The second one is from Katz's. I need to get that inside of me.
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    Image of Nemesisesq Got Banned Nemesisesq Got Banned
    03/18/09

    @General Halfshaftery: Oh but that chicken cutlet with swiss and bacon with mayo, I used to live on those until I moved to a city with no fucking chicken cutlet bacon , swiss and mayo in the same place.


    That's a tasty sammie

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/18/09

    @Nemesisesq: "I used to live on those until I moved to a city with no fucking chicken cutlet bacon , swiss and mayo in the same place"


    What, they don't have any diners near you??

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    Image of Nemesisesq Got Banned Nemesisesq Got Banned
    03/18/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: No they don't and we have Jews, Italians and like 1 deli.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    03/18/09

    @Nemesisesq: Yeah, you show me a Jew eating mayo and I'll show you a Presbyterian.
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