The problem when animals are too smart? They become too much like us. Take dolphins. Movies like Flipper and seeing them at Sea World makes us think they’re just really cute. And they are! But they’re also too damn smart. Smart enough to masturbate, smart enough for depression, smart enough for suicide, and for so…
In following Pinky and the Brain's hilariously cursed cartoon quest to take over the world, we kids get to see a story about the classic odd couple and the funny hijinks they run into. What we don't see is the truth that adults willfully ignore: that lab rats live a miserable life and would totally want to rule the…
Even as a kid, Barney never made sense to me. I always wondered why this purple dinosaur was so friendly, like he had done something terrible in a previous life and was atoning for his sins. And he totally was! As ADHD's scientifically accurate Barney shows, he's a monster that you do not want to love you.
Back again to ruin all of your childhood's favorite cartoons, here's ADHD hilariously explaining how disgusting chipmunks are. Sure, they might look cute with their puffy cheeks but in reality, their always growing, suicidal teeth and disease riddled selves don't make for ace detective material.
I don't want to spoil the newest installment of Animation Domination HD's Scientifically Accurate series, but I do want to say that the terrifying penises of the DuckTales crew finally have some... stiff... competition.
It's always fun to realize that all your favorite childhood characters are completely disgusting creatures. Like Sonic the Hedgehog, who in real life can run really, really fast but would also create foam poop with its mouth to rub it on itself for no reason at all. In fact, hedgehogs love all kinds of poop.
Yes, it's time for Fox's Animation Domination HD and science to ruin another one of your childhood icons! This time, it's beloved videogame mascot Sonic the Hedgehog, who it turns out would be much more interested in eating shit than collecting golden rings. Who knew?
After getting sucked on and eaten by his best friend Patrick Star, scientifically accurate SpongeBob Squarepants as imagined by ADHD is destined for a life of cleaning dishes. That caps a hilariously sad life of basically being immobile at the bottom of the ocean with "friends" who are killer creatures. Real life sure…
ADHD continues its scientifically accurate rampage across the animation world, this time intent on destroying everything you enjoyed about Bedrock's most beloved inhabitants, the Flintstones. Please, no one tell the Creationists — they've had a rough enough week already.
What's that you say? Santa's existence is actually impossible? Sure you may have heard some of these facts stated before, but never this musically—or with this much absurd animation.
Merry Christmas! Happy holidays! Santa Claus isn't *spoiler alert* real! And that's actually a good thing. Because if Santa Claus was real and scientifically accurate, he would travel the world so fast that he'd basically become a flaming meteor that would destroy the world and crater the Earth. Claus himself would…
Excuse me, Fox ADHD's "Scientifically Accurate" video series, you forgot one very important fact: Santa is magic, and that's how he doesn't explode while traveling house to house. But at least you got another very important Santa fact correct.
The folks at Fox's Animation Domination have given their special "scientifically accurate cartoon" treatment to DuckTales, and result is a nightmare from which you can nevrerwake, because ducks are the worst. Seriously, this makes hentai tentacle rape porn look like... well, regular DuckTales, I guess.
Cowabunga dude. Everything the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did was so freaking cool: hang out, eat pizza, crack jokes and fight bad guys. They're just like us! Or at least, who we wanted to be when we were kids. But after seeing this scientifically accurate ninja turtles, well, maybe not. Turtles can get gross.