Flexing your real muscles in a fitted suit is just tacky and stupid. As for eccentric billionaires and mall cops, you forgot their other role, one that has even less flair and a higher douche quotient, the hipster chariot. Saw a gaggle of these guys on Kenmare the other day, letting their limbs atrophy as they tapped on their iPhones. I swear I have diabetes now.
@m4ximusprim3: Absolutely. It's only because we grew up not eating bikes that the idea seems so unappealing. I also suppose it makes a difference if you're eating a bike that you've actually ridden, as compared to some generic bike made in a factory that you've only known as food.
Even though I totally detest these smelly disgusting animals and their owners who take them to public parks to shit, I feel it's wrong because it'll make Americans even fatter [[www.jhsph.edu]].
Dogs do smell but they're hardly disgusting. They are loyal, friendly, and more often than not, intelligent and caring. Without dogs, humanity would not have achieved what it has. At the beginning of civilization, dogs proved their utility in hunting, herding, guarding, and providing warmth on chill nights.
Even today, they provide companionship to the ill and elderly, conferring little-understood but well-documented benefits. You give them far too little credit.
@GadgetPlay: I tend to not like having dogs around, as they can be a tiny bit annoying. I tend to dislike having people around because they tend to always be annoying.
The only legit use I can see for this, is to excercise animals that their owner is unable to walk or keep up. Lots of old folks have animals and their elder immobility keeps the dog from getting excercise.
@kaden:No, if this was my PHD thesis it would make a difference, not a gadget blog where creative writing and vocabulary is encouraged. You know they genetically engineer pets now? You know what word show up in the thesaurus when you look up engineer? Try the dictionary instead and look at the definition of Invent. It doesn't apply how exactly? If some guy came up with the whole concept, worked out the details, and implemented his findings, you can say he invented 1.) Domestication, and 2.) the Dog, since they didn't exist before he started.
I've heard of Grammar Nazis and Typo Police. Vocab Terrorists now? How about just a general term to describe all of them, 'Thought Police'. INGSOC ring any bells?
At this point silence is your best tactic, because each and every additional word you write displays personal traits you likely don't want spread all over the internet.
@kaden: ...Uh, that I like using words creatively to express myself and I don't like your brand of English Socialism? No, I want everyone to know that.
I personally wasn't arguing about semantics of your word choice, more your mentality. While this application doesn't seem particularly cruel, the idea that because we bred dogs in a certain capacity gives us the right to do with them as we please is.... distasteful at best. They're still animals, and while using them for something mild as this is fine, thinking of them as our creations with which we can do what we please is a stupid way to think.
@bobman1235: You know, this is 17 or 18 comments deep, and this is the first one that actually touches on the intended content of the first post. I'm crazy? When did I say anything about it being OK to abuse any animal? Are you serious? When did I express the notion that because we breed animals for specific tasks, it makes it ok to do whatever you want with them? So far I've gotten a bazillion responses to my writing style, and 1 for actual post content which makes gross assumptions about my views on animal rights. I must be crazy, apparently I wrote a bunch of stuff I can't remember and only internet peoples can see.
@ANSIx12: I would actually wager to guess you're crazy because you attempted to be clever knowing that you would be taken and raked over the coals for defending a simple poor wording choice.
It's ok, really, no harm done, everyone has their off days....
This is useless to me. I need a way to hitch up four cats to a wagon to get them to haul their own kibble and litter from the store. Please repost with a photo of a team of 7-pound cats in harness.
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Dogs do smell but they're hardly disgusting. They are loyal, friendly, and more often than not, intelligent and caring. Without dogs, humanity would not have achieved what it has. At the beginning of civilization, dogs proved their utility in hunting, herding, guarding, and providing warmth on chill nights.
Even today, they provide companionship to the ill and elderly, conferring little-understood but well-documented benefits. You give them far too little credit.
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Invented?
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No, it's not the same thing.
Yes, it makes a difference.
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I've heard of Grammar Nazis and Typo Police. Vocab Terrorists now? How about just a general term to describe all of them, 'Thought Police'. INGSOC ring any bells?
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At this point silence is your best tactic, because each and every additional word you write displays personal traits you likely don't want spread all over the internet.
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I personally wasn't arguing about semantics of your word choice, more your mentality. While this application doesn't seem particularly cruel, the idea that because we bred dogs in a certain capacity gives us the right to do with them as we please is.... distasteful at best. They're still animals, and while using them for something mild as this is fine, thinking of them as our creations with which we can do what we please is a stupid way to think.
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It's ok, really, no harm done, everyone has their off days....
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Oh, I know, but I'm expecting some level of irrationality from them. I'm pleasantly surprised otherwise, it seems!
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I'm screwed unless they make a waterski version with tiny little tropical fish sized harnesses..
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